#AREA {40 65} Yaegar Movie Land~ #MOBILES #17600 james bond 007~ James Bond 007~ James Bond 007 cocks an eyebrow apprasingly as he stares at you. ~ Dedicated, efficient, loyal and courageous, James Bond is the pride of MI6. Pity he's such a mysoginist, sexist pig :). Mind you, he does have some good lines and some very neat gadgets. ~ 2|8|64 32|512|8192 400 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17601 indiana jones~ Indiana Jones~ Doctor Indiana Jones grins crookedly at you. ~ Indy is the quintessential "Boy's Own"-style hero. Indefatigable, indestructable and constantly cracking bad jokes as he fights Nazis, goons and evil priests to obtain priceless atrifacts, destroying lesser priceless artifacts as he goes. ~ 2|64|131072 128 500 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17602 luke skywalker~ Luke Skywalker~ Luke Skywalker solemnly says "May the Force be with you". ~ A rather dorky fellow clad in a weird 70s-looking loose-fitting white tunic, and carrying a wicked-looking light saber. He is so good that you really want to kill him. ~ 2|64 8192 1000 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17603 darth vader~ Darth Vader~ Darth Vader waves his red lightsaber menacingly. ~ With that distinctive asthma-type breathing pattern and his black life support suit, who could NOT know what Darth Vader looks like? He sounds uncannily like James Earl Jones... ~ 2|8|64 128|512|8192 -1000 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17604 detective john maclean~ Detective John Maclean~ Detective John Maclean sighs resignedly, lights a cigarette and asks for aspirin. ~ This guy has been shot, stabbed, blown out of a building, thrown off an aeroplane, caught in at least three major explosions and accidents, fallen from a bridge onto the deck of a cargo ship, crashed several vehicles and emerged alive, and you think YOU have a chance of killing him? ~ 2|8|64 128|512|8192 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17605 warrant officer ellen ripley~ Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley~ Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley grimly reloads her pulse rifle. ~ Face set in a determined scowl, Ripley prepares to once again fight off a wave of killer aliens. Want to help her? ~ 2|8|64 512|8192 800 S 58 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17606 alien~ an alien~ An alien screeches and attacks! ~ You mean you don't know what they look like? Too bad they're too hard to describe. ~ 2|32|64 512 -1000 S 49 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #17607 terminator~ the Terminator~ The Terminator glares at you. ~ This killer cyborg from the future can withstand an atomic blast at ground zero. And you're gonna attack him, huh? ~ 2|64 4|8|16|32|128|512|8192 0 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #17608 sarah conner~ Sarah Conner~ Sarah Conner screams as she spies the Terminator. ~ What bad luck. One minute you're working in a burger joint wearing cheap 80s clothes, the next you're being chased by a killer cyborg from the future and your only ally is a smelly, half-crazed veteran from the future with a sawn-off shotgun. ~ 2|64|128 0 0 S 47 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17609 conner macleod~ Conner Macleod~ Conner Macleod of the clan Macleod laughs bitterly. ~ Conner Macleod is an immortal- the only way you can kill him is to decapitate him. Mind you, once you get his hit points down, that shouldn't be hard to do... ~ 2|8|64 8192 500 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17610 kurgan~ the Kurgan~ The Kurgan cackles maniacally and screams "There can be only ONE, Highlander!" ~ Hefting a construction-kit broadsword, and sporting some rather dated punk regalia, the Kurgan looks like something out of a Freddy Krueger movie. ~ 2|8|64 128 -1000 S 62 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17611 predator~ the Predator~ The Predator snarls and prepares to remove your spine. ~ You barely see this camouflaged alien hunter before he springs down and attacks you with a variety of wicked-looking instruments. ~ 2|32|64|128 4|32|128|8192|32768|65536 0 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17612 detective sergeant martin riggs~ Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs~ Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs screams as he relocates his dislocated shoulder. ~ Normally a rather happy-go-lucky guy, Riggs is not one to be messed with when he dislocates his shoulder, or when one of his female companions is injured or dies, which happens on a VERY frequent basis. ~ 2|8|64 8192 400 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17613 detective sergeant roger murtagh~ Detective Sergeant Roger Murtagh~ Detective Sergeant Roger Murtagh mutters "I'm getting too old for this shit". ~ Murtagh is an ageing cop who keeps talking about retirement but never does it, no matter how often he, his family and his friends are beaten and terrorised. ~ 2|8|64 8192 800 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17614 captain james tiberius kirk~ Captain James T. Kirk~ Captain James T. Kirk says "Let's get the hell out of here". ~ The indomitable Captain of the NCC-1701 and NCC-1701A, Kirk is the greatest officer Star Fleet has ever known, and also the greatest chauvinist. He HAS saved the universe as we know it an awful lot, though... ~ 2|64 128|8192 1000 S 59 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17615 captain spock~ Captain Spock~ Captain Spock eyes you dispassionately, one eyebrow raised skeptically. ~ Spock is the ever-enduring first officer of the Enterprise, even though he is a Captain now. Heck he even survived death, only to remain a first officer. ~ 2|64 8|32|128 0 S 57 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17616 inspector harry callaghan~ Inspector Harry Callaghan~ Inspector Harry Callaghan says "Go ahead, punk, make my day". ~ They call Callaghan Dirty Harry because he gets every dirty job that comes up. He also has a bad reputation for getting his partners shot or killed. ~ 2|8|64 8192 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17617 peter venkman~ Peter Venkman~ Peter Venkman prepares to zap another ghost. ~ A renowned parapsychologist, Peter Venkman is also an incurable womaniser, a trait that often interferes with his job. ~ 2|64|128 0 400 S 51 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17618 ghost spirit spook~ a Ghost~ A greedy ghost gobbles down some sausages. ~ You've seen the film. ~ 2|64 128|524288|1048576 0 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #17619 lieutenant frank drebin~ Lieutenant Frank Drebin~ Lieutenant Frank Drebin of "Police Squad" looks confused. ~ Despite his idiocy and incompetence, Drebin somehow manages to solve all his cases, slavishly apeing Maxwell Smart's M.O. as he goes... ~ 2|8|64 0 400 S 47 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17620 clarice starling~ Clarice Starling~ Clarice Starling whines about something to do with crying lambs. ~ Almost as hopelessly neurotic as her case subjects, Clarice Starling is an FBI trainee who has very unrealistically been assigned to a major league case involving a transvestite serial killer. ~ 2|64 0 1000 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17621 doctor hannibal lecter~ Doctor Hannibal Lecter~ Doctor Hannibal Lecter smacks his lips and comments on your liver... ~ This repulsive psychopath is one of the most renowned serial killers of all time, and if you were dumb enough to come into his cell, then you're probably dead by now. ~ 2|32|64 8192 -1000 S 63 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17622 ash bruce campbell~ Ash~ Ash brandishes his chainsaw and shotgun, and prepares to kill more undead. ~ Ash was a clerk from a supermarket who inadvertently became a hero and slayer of undead in three time lines. He sawed off his own left hand when it went bad, and replaced it with a chainsaw... ~ 2|8|64 4|8|128|8192 400 S 64 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17623 undead hideous demon~ a Hideous Demon~ A Hideous Demon snarls and lunges at you! ~ This mostrous grotesque was once a living, breathing human being until it was slain, infused with evil and brought to life as a hideous member of the undead. ~ 2|32|64|128 8|128|524288 -1000 S 61 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #17624 batman~ Batman~ Batman says "I'm Batman", in case you didn't recognize him... ~ Batman is wearing a ridiculous latex suit that restricts his movement to the extent that it would be physically impossible to move, let alone fight. But this is a movie. ~ 2|8|64 8192 400 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17625 joker~ the Joker~ The Joker flashes a macabre grin at you. ~ He looks like Jack Nicholson with bad pancake makeup applied liberally. ~ 2|64|128 128 -1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17626 bruce lee~ Bruce Lee~ Bruce Lee makes catlike sounds and leaps about. ~ The greatest proponent of the martial arts ever captured on celluloid, Bruce Lee can and will kick your ass without even trying. ~ 2|8|64 32|128|8192 400 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17627 barbarella~ Barbarella~ Barbarella begins a seductive striptease. ~ Its Jane Fonda, and she looks *** HOT ***. ~ 2|64|128 0 1000 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17628 tarzan~ Tarzan~ Tarzan beats his hands upon his chest and roars out his name. ~ "Ugh. Me Tarzan". He looks like Johnny Weismuller. Funny that. ~ 2|8|64 32|8192 1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17629 hunter~ a big game hunter~ A big game hunter creeps about trying to avoid Tarzan. ~ This creepy fellow is here to exploit the natives and kill animals for personal gain. Kill him. ~ 2|64|128 32768|65536 -1000 S 51 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17630 robin hood~ Robin Hood~ Robin Hood grins cheekily at you. ~ This robust fellow, clad in green tights and wearing a ridiculous hat, is the champion of the Saxon peasantry. ~ 2|64 8192 1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17631 norman sheriff nottingham~ the Sheriff of Nottingham~ The Sheriff of Nottingham demands to know your business. ~ This rude fellow is the evil arch-enemy of Robin Hood. He is almost a likeable villain at times, however, and you almost feel sorry that Robin is going to kill him soon (and get the xp you could be getting! Stop him!). ~ 2|64|128 0 -1000 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17632 sherlock holmes~ Sherlock Holmes~ That great detective, Sherlock Holmes, puffs contemplatively on his pipe. ~ "Elementary dear Watson. This person here is an adventurer seeking to kill us for xp, and take our gold and equipment. Since I am the more powerful, they may attempt to take me first, thus using their best spells and relying on lesser means to dispatch a lesser foe such as yourself. However, they may wish to take you first, figuring on a quick kill". ~ 2|64|512 4|8|16|32|128|8192 1000 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17633 doctor watson~ Dr. Watson~ The ever-confused Dr. Watson asks Holmes what they should do next. ~ "Who the deuce is that, Holmes. I say, do you think they are dangerous? That person has a dashed big sword there, and some nasty-looking armaments". ~ 2|64|128 8192 1000 S 49 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17634 dracula~ Dracula~ Vlad Dracul, the Rumanian lord also known as Dracula, glares at you. ~ "I vant to suck yer blood!" Look, its Christopher Lee. ~ 2|8|32|64|4096 8|128|512 -1000 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17635 doctor van helsing~ Van Helsing~ Van Helsing brandishes a sharpened stake. ~ "Your evil shall not prevail!" Look, its Peter Cushing. ~ 2|8|64 8|32|8192 1000 S 58 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17636 jaws~ Jaws~ Jaws! ~ That evil predator of the deep is going to have you for lunch! ~ 2|32|64 8192 -1000 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #17637 casey rybeck~ Casey Rybeck~ Casey Rybeck offers to cook you a meal. ~ "I'm just a cook". Yeah RIGHT. This guy has successfully rescued a captured submarine and a captured train, slaying dozens of terrorists in the process. PLUS he scored Erika Eleniak. ~ 2|8|64 0 400 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17638 et e.t.~ E.T.~ E.T. is here attempting to communicate, pathetic wretch he is. ~ "ET phone home". Kill him, for gawd's sake, KILL HIM! ~ 2|64|128 8|32 1000 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #17639 man with no name~ the Man With No Name~ The Man With No Name casually lights a cigarello and stares grimly at you. ~ He doesn't speak much. He doesn't need to. Everyone he meets usually ends up dead within thirty seconds. He has a kewl poncho however. Perhaps you'd like to fight him for it??? ~ 2|8|64 8192 0 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17640 butch cassidy~ Butch Cassidy~ Butch Cassidy grins at you. ~ One half of the famous outlaw duo that ended up dead in South America. Great film, terrible ending. ~ 2|64 0 0 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17641 sundance kid~ the Sundance Kid~ The Sundance Kid grins at you. ~ One half of the famous outlaw duo that ended up dead in South America. Great film, terrible ending. ~ 2|64 0 0 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17642 elliot ness~ Elliot Ness~ Elliot Ness is here vowing to get Capone. ~ Elliot Ness is a Law Enforcement Officer who has vowed to bring down the King of Crime, Al Capone. ~ 2|8|64 4|8|128 1000 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17643 al capone~ Al Capone~ Al Capone is here vowing to get Ness. ~ Al capone is a Kingpin of crime who has vowed to bring down Elliot Ness. ~ 2|8|64|128 8192 -1000 S 49 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17644 vincent vega vinnie~ Vincent Vega~ Vincent Vega smiles and rolls a cigarette. ~ Vincent Vega has been asked by Marsellus Wallace to take his VERY attractive wife out for a good time while he's out of town. Vincent Vega has heard what happened to previous persons assigned this task and is being VERY careful not to show any interest in his boss' wife at all. ~ 2|8|64|128 32|8192 0 S 58 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17645 mia wallace~ Mia Wallace~ Mia Wallace takes another hit of coke and asks you to do the twist with her. ~ Mrs. Mia Wallace is the wife of Marsellus Wallace, Vinnie's boss. She is extremely attractive and extremely addicted to drugs. ~ 2|64|128 0 0 S 51 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17646 rambo~ Rambo~ Rambo is here, bleeding profusely but invincible as ever. ~ And you thought YOU were tough! NOTHING can kill this guy... Well, maybe you can, but he's pretty damn mean... ~ 2|8|64 128|512|8192 400 S 64 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17647 scarlett~ Scarlett O'Hara~ Scarlett O'Hara swoons in ecstacy. ~ Scarlett pretends to love every man she comes across but she's bad news. Just ask poor Ashley. ~ 2|64|128 0 0 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17648 rhett butler~ Rhett Butler~ Rhett Butler smiles winningly at you. ~ Rhett won't be suckered in like Ashley by Scarlett's charms. ~ 2|8|64 128 0 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17649 thelma~ Thelma~ Thelma laughs merrily. ~ Thelma is having a great time, even if she does die in the end. ~ 2|64 0 400 S 52 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17650 louise~ Louise~ Louise laughs merrily. ~ Louise is having a great time, even if she does die in the end. ~ 2|64 0 400 S 52 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17651 freddy krueger~ Freddy Krueger~ 1... 2... Freddy's Coming For You... ~ You'd think that if he was so powerful he'd do something about his skin... ~ 2|8|32|64|128 8|8192 -1000 S 64 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17652 nazi officer~ A Nazi Officer~ A Nazi Officer stares curiously at you. ~ "Vat are you doink? Vere ist dat Doktor Jones? Speak! Spreche! Achtung! Hans! Interrogate this prizoner!" A Nazi Officer is in poor mental health. ~ 2|8|64 32|8192 -1000 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17653 ben hur~ Ben Hur~ Ben Hur is set to win the chariot race. ~ You all know about Ben Hur. ~ 2|8|64 128|8192 1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17654 samson~ Samson~ Samson is here telling everybody how strong he is. ~ He is awfully strong. And he looks like Victor Mature. Poor bastard. ~ 2|8|64 128 1000 S 63 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17655 delilah~ Delilah~ Delilah is here seducing Samson. ~ She is going to cut off his hair, the source of his strength. Hey, if long hair makes you so tough, why do all the guys in these Heavy Metal bands look so weedy?:) ~ 2|64|128 0 0 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17656 cleopatra~ Cleopatra~ The Queen of the Nile relaxes in her boat. ~ Cleopatra stole the hearts of many Romans, though it was more the fact that Egypt was the center of grain supply in the middle east, rather than her beauty, which drew them. ~ 2|64|128 128 400 S 49 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17657 spartacus~ Spartacus~ Spartacus is here attempting to stir up a revolt against the Roman Empire. ~ Shyeah right. Good way to get yourself crucified, bucko. ~ 2|8|64 8192 1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17658 moses~ Moses~ Moses is standing here waiting for the Commandments. ~ "Dum de dum dum... hmmm" "err... look... are you going to be long? I mean... my missus is expecting me home by 7... and the footy grand final starts at 8... Look... Oh DO hurry up!" ~ 2|8|64 4|8|16|32|128|8192 1000 S 72 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17659 emperor nero~ the Emperor Nero~ Nero sighs and gives the thumbs down. ~ ~ 2|64|128 128 0 S 61 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17660 joliet jake blues~ "Joliet" Jake Blues~ "Joliet" Jake Blues stands here. ~ A guy in a black suit and shades. He is constantly fleeing the Law and his ex-fiance. ~ 2|64|128 8192 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17661 elmore blues~ Elmore Blues~ Elmore Blues stands here. ~ A guy in a black suit and shades. ~ 2|64|128 8192 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17662 axel foley~ Axel Foley~ Axel Foley grins broadly at you. ~ "Hey, I bet you're one of them- umm- what you call it- Here Krishnas. Yeah, that's it. I can see you got all those beads and shit an' necklaces an boots an' shit- huh huh huh- yeah." ~ 2|8|64 128 400 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17663 fletch~ Fletch~ Fletch dons one cunning disguise after another. ~ Hardy to say what he looks like he keeps changing so much. But he is a big Lakers fan. ~ 2|64|128 0 400 S 48 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17664 rocky~ Rocky~ Rocky is here running up and down steps. ~ This guy even drinks raw eggs. ~ 2|8|64 8192 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17665 michael corleone~ Michael Corleone~ Michael Corleone says "Every time I try to get out they PULL me back in!!!" ~ Michael is the son of Vito Corleone, the recently-deceased Godfather, and he is even more ruthless than his dad, if that is possible. ~ 2|8|64 128 -400 S 58 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17666 gilda~ Gilda~ An alluring redhead sits on a table playing a guitar. ~ "Hello Johnny". "Put the blame on Mame, boys, put the blame on Mame". ~ 2|64|128 0 400 S 47 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17667 rick bogie~ Rick~ Rick welcomes you to his cafe. ~ "Play it Sam, you played it for her, you can play it for me". ~ 2|8|64 128|8192 500 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17668 elvis~ Elvis Presley~ Elvis sings "Little Sister". ~ "Little Sister don't you, Little Sister don't you, Little Sister don't you kiss me once or twice say it's very nice and then you run... Little Sister don't you do what your big sister done". ~ 2|8|64 4|8|16|32|128|512|8192 1000 S 72 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17669 groucho marx~ Groucho Marx~ Groucho Marx says "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped". ~ Groucho is... well... Groucho. Who doesn't know Groucho??? ~ 2|64|128 128|8192 500 S 64 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17670 larry~ Larry~ Larry bonks you on the head! That will show you. ~ Larry is bald. ~ 2|64|128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17671 curly~ curly~ Curly pokes you in the eye! That will show you. ~ Curly is curly. ~ 2|64|128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17672 moe~ Moe~ Moe grabs your nose painfully! That will show you. ~ Moe has a Beatles haircut. ~ 2|64|128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17673 dorothy~ Dorothy~ Dorothy says "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..." ~ Dorothy is an adolsescent girl in a checked dress and pigtails who should be thinking about sex by now but isn't. If you look very carefully you can see her breasts have been strapped down to make her look younger. ~ 2|64|128 0 1000 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17674 toto~ Toto~ Toto barks at you. ~ "Woof!" ~ 2|64|128 0 0 S 39 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17675 inspector clouseau~ Inspector Clouseau~ Inspector Clouseau asks you if your durg bites. ~ Ya, but that isn't your dog. ~ 2|8|64|128 8192 500 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17676 lawrence arabia~ Lawrence of Arabia~ Lawrence of Arabia screams "NO PRISONERS! NO PRISONERS!" ~ Lawrence is a rather feveish looking British army officer with watery blue eyes, doubtless from too much Gin. ~ 2|8|64 8|32|8192 1000 S 66 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17677 norman bates~ Norman Bates~ Norman Bates babbles incoherently about his mother. ~ I don't trust him. Do you? ~ 2|8|32|64|128 8|8192 -1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17678 mister smith~ Mister Smith~ Mister Smith has held the floor for hours. He sure can talk. ~ Taking advantage of the fact that one can talk for an unlimited period of time in the senate as long as one is physically able, Mr. Smith has managed to talk for an incredibly long time. ~ 2|64 128|8192 1000 S 62 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17679 beau geste~ Beau Geste~ Beau Geste sighs wistfully as he yearns for home. ~ Looks like Gary Cooper. ~ 2|8|64 128 1000 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17680 lola lola-lola marlene dietrich~ Lola-Lola~ Lola-Lola sings "Fallink in Luv again". ~ "Never vanted to... Vat am I to do? I can't help it". ~ 2|64|128 8192 500 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17681 citizen kane~ Citizen Kane~ Citizen Kane croaks "Rosebud..." ~ You're not sure if its Orson Welles or William Randolph Hearst. ~ 2|8|64 128|8192 0 S 63 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17682 baby jane hudson~ Baby Jane Hudson~ Baby Jane Hudson sings "I've written a letter to daddy, saying I love you". ~ You see a macabre-looking sixty-year-old slathered in pancake makeup. She's 60 but she dresses like she is eight. ~ 2|8|32|64 8192 -1000 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17683 addicus finch~ Addicus Finch~ Addicus Finch pleas passionately with the jury ~ Gregory Peck is a great actor. A legend. ~ 2|8|64 8|32|128|8192 1000 S 57 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17684 ronnie reagan~ Ronnie Reagan~ President Reagan delivers yet another mediocre performance. ~ Is he acting, or is he actually the president now? Nah... ~ 2|64|128 0 0 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17685 jake gittes~ Jake Gittes~ Jake Gittes nurses his mauled nose. ~ Maybe he shoulda minded his own business. ~ 2|32|64 0 400 S 49 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17686 lorelei lee~ Lorelei Lee~ Lorelei Lee is on the prowl for a husband. ~ Golddigger. ~ 2|64|128 32 400 S 48 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17687 dino dean martin~ Dean Martin~ Dean Martin swigs his drink and cracks a joke. ~ "When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie Thats Amore". ~ 2|64|128 128 400 S 64 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17688 jerry lewis~ Jerry Lewis~ (Nasal) Jerry Lewis makes a funny face and screams for no particular reason. ~ "LAYYYYYYDEEEEEEE!" ~ 2|64|128 128 400 S 62 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17689 forrest gump~ Forrest Gump~ (Dumb Aura) Forrest Gump says "Life's like a box of chocolates". ~ I could recite a boxload of Gumpisms but you don't deserve that. ~ 2|64|128 128|8192 1000 S 72 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17690 popeye doyle~ Popeye Doyle~ Popeye Doyle looks puzzled. ~ Hackman's best role. ~ 2|8|64 0 500 S 51 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17691 genghis khan~ Genghis Khan~ Genghis Khan says "Woman, thou art beautiful in thy wrath" in an awful accent. ~ John Wayne could not act. ~ 2|8|64 8192 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17692 ratso rizzo~ Ratso Rizzo~ Ratso Rizzo checks payphones for dimes. ~ "Hey! I'm WALKING HERE!" ~ 2|64|128 4096 400 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17693 danny kaye court jester~ the Court Jester~ The Court Jester tries to figure out which cup is poisoned. ~ "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle..." ~ 2|64|128 128 1000 S 60 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17694 gene kelly~ Gene Kelly~ Gene Kelly is here choreographing the whole show. ~ Gene Kelly swings from lamp-post to lamp-post, then leaps from girder to girder. Athletic bugger. ~ 2|64|128 8192 1000 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17695 fred astaire~ Fred Astaire~ Fred Astaire cuts a rug with Ginger Rogers. ~ He is a dapper figure, all in evening dress. ~ 2|64|128 128 1000 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17696 ginger rogers~ Ginger Rogers~ Ginger Rogers cuts a rug with Fred Astaire. ~ She is a dapper figure, all in evening dress. ~ 2|64|128 128 1000 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17697 cooler king~ the Cooler King~ The Cooler King plots another escape. ~ Steve McQueen must have become very proficient throwing his baseball, judging by all the time he spent in the cooler. ~ 2|64 128 500 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17698 frank sinatra maggio~ Maggio~ Maggio cracks a joke and smiles winningly. ~ Maggio is kewl. Pity he didn't keep his mouth shut. Then Borgnine wouldn't have killed him. ~ 2|8|64 8192 400 S 52 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17699 cave girl racquel welch~ a cave girl~ This cave girl looks like Racquel Welch. ~ Gawd she's a babe. ~ 2|8|64 8192 0 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17700 cool hand luke~ Cool Hand Luke~ Cool Hand Luke is cool. ~ He is preparing to eat a LOT of eggs. ~ 2|64 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17701 hawkeye pierce~ Hawkeye Pierce~ Hawkeye Pierce offers to make you a martini. ~ This is the movie Hawkeye, a US surgeon with a Canadian accent. Yes, its that tall thin chap Donald Sutherland. ~ 2|64|128 8192 500 S 48 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #17702 heidi~ Heidi~ Heidi is frolicking through the hills. ~ Looks like that irritating child Shirley Temple. ~ 2|64|128 0 1000 S 33 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #17703 sheik~ the Sheik~ The Sheik is here in his tent. ~ Look! Its Rudolph Valentino! "Cos Im the Sheik...of Ar-aby". ~ 2|8|64 128 400 S 53 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #0 #OBJECTS #17600 vodka martini~ a Vodka Martini~ A Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred, rests here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 1 1 24 0 1 0 0 #17601 walther ppk~ a Walther PPK~ A Walther PPK lies here, empty of bullets. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 #17602 bullwhip~ a bullwhip~ A bullwhip is coiled neatly on the ground here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 4 10 0 0 #17603 fedora~ a Fedora~ A rather battered Fedora lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 1 A 5 1 A 12 50 A 17 -5 #17604 leather jacket~ a Leather Jacket~ A Leather Jacket lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 13 20 A 17 -10 A 19 2 #17605 light saber~ a Blue Lightsaber~ A Blue Lightsaber rests here. ~ ~ 5 1|2|1024 1|32768 0 0 0 1 15 0 0 A 18 4 A 19 2 #17606 black helm helmet~ a Black Helmet~ Darth Vader's distinctive black helmet, which allows him to breathe, lies here. ~ ~ 27 0 1|2|4 0 0 200 0 5 0 0 A 13 50 A 17 -25 A 25 -3 #17607 light saber~ a Red Lightsaber~ A Red Lightsaber glows evilly here. ~ ~ 5 1|2|16|512 1|32768 0 0 0 1 20 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 4 #17608 police badge~ a Police Badge~ A Police Badge that can be hung on a chain around your neck lies here. ~ ~ 9 1|1024 1|4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 12 5 A 14 25 A 17 -10 A 18 2 A 19 2 #17609 dirty white singlet~ a Dirty White Singlet~ This remarkable singlet has survived some pretty hairy adventures unscathed. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 13 25 A 17 -25 #17610 pulse rifle~ a Pulse Rifle~ A Pulse Rifle lies here. ~ ~ 3 0 1|16384 40 8 8 30 5 0 0 #17611 reeboks~ a Pair of Reeboks~ A Pair of Reeboks sit here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|64 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 2 2 A 14 250 #17612 katana~ a finely crafted Katana~ A finely crafted Katana rests here. ~ ~ 5 64 1|8192 0 0 0 3 20 0 0 A 18 4 A 19 4 #17613 broadsword~ a Broadsword~ A Broadsword that can be disassembled lies here. ~ ~ 5 64 1|8192 0 0 0 3 25 0 0 A 18 -2 A 19 8 #17614 safety pin~ a Safety Pin~ This Safety Pin has been stuck through someone's next. Eeyew! ~ ~ 9 0 1|4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 17 -25 A 18 2 A 19 2 A 25 -3 #17615 throwing disc~ a Throwing Disc~ This Throwing Disc is incredibly sharp. ~ ~ 30 0 1|8192|16384 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 A 18 4 A 19 4 #17616 spear~ a Predator Spear~ The Predator's Spear is here. Where is the Predator? ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 11 20 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 #17617 rocket launcher~ a Rocket Launcher~ This Rocket Launcher is small but VERY powerful. ~ ~ 3 0 1|16384 60 12 12 201 15 0 0 #17618 beretta~ a Beretta~ Martin Rigg's Beretta lies here; empty, as usual. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17619 flannel shirt~ a Flannel Shirt~ Martin Rigg's Flannel Shirt lies here; dirty, as usual. ~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 1 1 A 13 10 A 17 -15 A 19 2 #17620 bullet proof vest~ a Bullet Proof Vest~ Roger Murtagh's Bullet Proof Vest is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 A 13 20 A 17 -15 A 23 -3 A 24 -3 #17621 girdle~ a men's Girdle~ Roger Murtagh's Girdle is an embarrassment to all. ~ ~ 9 0 1|2048 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17622 pack cigarettes~ a Pack of Cigarettes~ A pack of Martin Rigg's Cigarettes is here; empty, as usual. ~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 #17623 phaser~ a Star Fleet issue Phaser~ A Star Fleet issue Phaser is here. ~ ~ 3 1|2 1|16384 50 10 10 63 1 0 0 #17624 communicator~ a Star Fleet issue Communicator~ A Star Fleet issue Communicator is here. ~ ~ 13 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17625 blazer~ a Star Fleet Officer's Blazer~ A smart-looking Star Fleet Officer's Blazer with Captain's insignia is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 45 A 23 -5 A 24 -5 A 25 2 #17626 .44 magnum gun~ a .44 Magnum~ Dirty Harry's .44 Magnum is here. ~ ~ 3 0 1|16384 40 8 8 27 5 0 0 #17627 powerpack~ a Powerpack for Ghostbusting equipment~ A Powerpack for Ghostbusting equipment lies here. ~ ~ 9 2 1|8 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 A 12 50 #17628 jumpsuit~ a Gray Jumpsuit~ A Gray Jumpsuit with a nametag that reads "Venkman" lies crumpled here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 3 #17629 sausage~ a Sausage~ Yum! A sizzling sausage! ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17630 ectoplasm~ ectoplasm~ Eeyew! Sticky Ectoplasm! ~ ~ 13 4096 1|1024 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 25 -5 #17631 fbi id card~ an official FBI ID card~ An official FBI ID card is here. ~ ~ 1 1 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 3 1 A 4 1 A 18 2 A 19 2 A 23 -2 A 24 -2 A 25 1 #17632 scalpel~ a blunt scalpel~ A blunt scalpel is here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 3 10 0 0 A 18 -4 A 19 -4 #17633 wagner album record~ a Wagner record~ A Wagner Record lies here. ~ ~ 13 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17634 chainsaw~ a Chainsaw!~ *>RRRRRRRR<*! A Chainsaw buzzes here. ~ ~ 5 2 1|8192 0 0 0 3 25 0 0 A 1 1 A 18 -2 A 19 8 #17635 shotgun~ a Shotgun~ A Shotgun lies here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 6 25 0 0 A 5 1 A 18 -4 A 19 10 #17636 batarang~ a Batarang~ Batman has left his trusty Batarang here. ~ ~ 30 0 1|8192|16384 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 #17637 latex suit~ a Latex Suit~ This suit looks like it would be impossible to move around in. ~ ~ 9 4096 1|1024 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 -3 A 14 -250 #17638 smile~ a wicked smile~ The Joker's wicked smile has been wiped off his face and left here. ~ ~ 9 128|4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 12 25 A 17 -10 A 25 -2 #17639 laser watch~ james Bond's laser watch~ James Bond has left his watch here. ~ ~ 3 2 1|4096|16384 40 8 8 70 1 0 0 #17640 utility belt~ batman's Utility Belt~ Batman has dropped his belt. ~ ~ 15 0 1|2048 150 1 0 0 5 0 0 #17641 nunchakas~ a pair of nunchakas~ A pair of nunchakas lies here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 4 15 0 0 #17642 bikini~ barbarella's Bikini~ This bikini sure doesn't cover much... ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 17 10 A 25 3 #17643 loincloth~ tarzan's Loincloth~ This loincloth sure doesn't cover much... ~ ~ 9 0 1|32 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 17 10 #17644 knife~ a knife~ A knife has been left here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 11 20 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 #17645 gun~ a gun~ A hunter's thunderstick has been left here. ~ ~ 4 0 1|16384 40 8 8 6 5 0 0 #17646 safari suit~ a safari suit~ A safari suit lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17647 pith helmet~ a pith helmet~ A pith helmet lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17648 tights~ some green tights~ These are VERY tight tights! ~ ~ 9 4096 1|32 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 -1 A 14 -50 #17649 bow~ a sturdy yew longbow~ A sturdy yew longbow rests here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 2 20 0 0 A 18 5 #17650 sword~ the Sheriff's sword~ The Sheriff of Nottingham's sword glimmers here. ~ ~ 5 1|64 1|8192 0 0 0 11 25 0 0 A 18 4 A 19 4 #17651 tweed coat~ sherlock Holmes' tweed coat~ Sherlock Holmes has left his tweed coat here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 3 2 A 4 2 A 17 -20 #17652 pipe~ sherlock Holmes' pipe~ Sherlock Holmes has left his pipe here. How forgetful. ~ ~ 4 0 1|16384 50 10 10 73 1 0 0 #17653 glasses~ doctor Watson's glasses~ Doctor Watson is very myopic. Probably due to these thick glasses. ~ ~ 9 4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 3 -2 A 4 -2 #17654 fangs~ dracula's fangs~ Someone has torn out Dracula's fangs. ~ ~ 5 0 1|16 0 0 0 11 20 0 0 A 18 -2 A 19 -2 #17655 black cape~ dracula's black cape~ Someone has stolen Dracula's black cape and left it here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 E cape~ You suddenly find yourself overcome with an insane urge to cackle maniacally and intone " I vant to suck your blood!" ~ #17656 stake~ a wooden stake~ A wooden stake is lying here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 11 15 0 0 #17657 crucifix~ a silver crucifix~ A silver crucifix lies here. ~ ~ 1 1 1 0 0 -1 0 5 0 0 A 23 -3 A 24 -3 #17658 fin~ jaws' fin~ Someone has hacked the fin off a *** HUGE *** shark and left it here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 150 0 0 A 19 8 #17659 knife~ a throwing knife~ A throwing knife lies here. ~ ~ 30 0 1|8192|16384 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 18 4 #17660 glowing finger~ eT's glowing finger~ ET won't be phoning home without his finger. ~ ~ 1 1 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 3 3 #17661 poncho~ a comfortable poncho~ A well-used, comfortable-looking poncho lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 13 20 A 17 -20 #17662 cigarello~ a cigarello~ A half-smoked cigarello smolders away here. Looks kinda like a spliff. ~ ~ 1 1 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 A 25 1 #17663 tommy gun~ a tommy gun~ A tommy gun is lying here. ~ ~ 4 2 1|16384 48 12 12 64 10 0 0 #17664 baseball bat~ a baseball bat~ A baseball bat lies here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 8 25 0 0 A 19 5 #17665 cigar~ a cigar~ A smelly cigar is smoldering away here. ~ ~ 4 1 1|16384 44 8 8 33 1 0 0 #17666 cigarette~ a cigarette~ A roll-your-own cigarette lies here. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17667 milkshake~ a $5 milkshake~ A $5 milkshake sits here. And it doesn't even have bourbon in it. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 2 2 10 0 1 0 0 E milkshake~ That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I wouldn't say its worth $5, but its pretty fucking good. ~ #17668 vial cocaine coke~ a vial of cocaine~ A vial of Mia's coke lies here. ~ ~ 10 1 1|16384 40 3 81 35 1 0 0 #17669 black suit~ vinnie Vega's black suit~ Wear this and you'll look like an extra from a Tarantino film. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 17 -25 A 25 2 #17670 m60~ rambo's M60~ This is a very fine M60. Unfortunately it doesn't work in this world too well. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 7 30 0 0 A 18 -2 #17671 headband~ rambo's headband~ This is the headband Sly wears in Rambo. ~ ~ 9 4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 3 -3 A 4 -3 #17672 striped shirt~ freddy Krueger's shirt~ An ugly red and black striped shirt lies decaying here. ~ ~ 9 2 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 3 A 13 25 A 17 -30 A 23 3 A 24 3 A 25 -3 #17673 clawed glove~ freddy's glove~ Freddy's clawed glove lies here. ~ ~ 5 2|128|4096 1|128 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 4 #17674 pass~ a security pass~ This pass gives you permission to enter Lecter's room. As if. ~ ~ 18 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17675 coffin~ dracula's coffin~ This open coffin contains soil that Vlad was buried in... ~ ~ 12 2|16 1|1024 0 0 0 0 500 0 0 #17676 stradivarius violin~ a stradivarius~ You see a VERY expensive violin lying here. ~ ~ 8 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17677 brandy decanter~ a decanter of brandy~ A decanter of fine brandy rests on a sideboard here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 5 5 0 5 0 0 #17678 cap~ a peaked SS officer's cap~ A peaked SS officer's cap lies here. ~ ~ 9 16 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 1 1 A 2 2 A 13 15 A 17 -10 #17679 boots~ a pair of shiny black boots~ A pair of shiny black boots lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|64 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 -1 A 18 3 A 19 3 #17680 riding crop~ a riding crop~ A riding crop lies here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 A 18 -2 A 19 2 #17681 chariot~ ben Hur's chariot~ Ben Hur's chariot is racing along here. ~ ~ 12 0 1 0 0 0 0 500 0 0 #17682 hair~ samson's hair~ *>WOW<* Samson's hair! ~ ~ 9 1|64 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 1 4 A 18 4 A 19 4 #17683 scissors~ a pair of scissors~ A pair of scissors rests here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 11 20 0 0 #17684 circlet~ a circlet~ An Egyptian circlet lies here. ~ ~ 9 1|2|64 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 3 2 A 4 2 #17685 gladius~ a gladius~ A stout Roman short sword lies here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 11 20 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 4 #17686 tablet ten commanments~ the Ten Commandments~ OooOOOooo. You have found the tablet bearing the Ten Commandments! ~ ~ 2 1|2|64|1024 1|16384 60 6 11 15 50 0 0 A 4 5 A 25 5 #17687 golden cow~ a golden cow~ A golden cow is here. ~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 E cow~ This golden cow represents the rather pathetic attempts of the Israelites to make a substitute God. ~ #17688 laurel wreath~ a laurel wreath~ This wreath is a sign of the Emperor's power. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 3 1 A 4 1 A 12 30 A 13 10 A 17 -15 A 18 2 A 19 2 A 23 -2 A 24 -2 A 25 2 #17689 suit~ a black suit~ One suit, BLACK. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17690 hat~ a black hat~ One hat, BLACK. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #17691 sunglasses~ a pair of black sunglasses~ One pair of sunglasses, BLACK. ~ ~ 5 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 A 25 1 #17692 prophylactic condom~ a prophylactic~ One prophylactic, unused. ~ ~ 26 2 1|16384 50 14 15 43 1 0 0 #17693 prophylactic condom~ a prophylactic~ One prophylactic, SOILED. ~ ~ 26 2|4096 1|16384 50 33 68 27 1 0 0 #17694 lakers cap~ a Lakers Cap~ Someone must be a big Lakers fan. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 3 #17695 guitar~ a guitar~ A guitar sits here. ~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 50 1 0 0 5 0 0 #17696 red hair~ red hair~ Rita Hayworth's red hair lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 12 25 A 13 10 A 17 -20 #17697 drink whiskey~ a drink~ A drink, probably whiskey, sits here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 1 1 5 0 1 0 0 #17698 piano~ a piano~ A piano sits near the bar. ~ ~ 12 0 1 2500 1 0 0 100 0 0 #17699 cigarette~ a smelly cigarette~ A Turkish cigarette smolders away here. ~ ~ 1 0 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 5 -3 #17700 raw egg milkshake~ a raw egg milkshake~ A raw egg milkshake? Eeyew! ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 2 2 10 1 2 0 0 #17701 tracksuit~ a sweaty tracksuit~ What a smelly tracksuit! Mind you its owner sure runs a lot in it. ~ ~ 9 2 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 4 A 25 -2 #17702 hair haircut~ elvis' haircut~ Elvis has left his hair here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 17 -40 #17703 pelvis~ elvis' pelvis~ *CENSORED* You see Elvis' pelvis, sorta. ~ ~ 9 0 1|32 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 4 A 14 100 A 25 3 #17704 groucho glasses~ a pair of groucho glasses~ Groucho Marx's distinctive glasses lie here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 12 100 A 17 -20 A 23 -2 A 24 -2 #17705 dress~ a checked blue dress~ Dorothy's checked blue dress is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17706 trenchcoat~ a trenchcoat~ Inspector Clouseau has left his trenchcoat here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 17 -10 #17707 hat~ a hat~ Inspector Clouseau's hat is here. ~ ~ 9 4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 3 -3 A 4 -3 #17708 ruby slippers~ a pair of ruby slippers~ Dorothy's ruby slippers are here. ~ ~ 4 1|2 1|64|16384 40 8 8 606 5 0 0 #17709 keffiyeh~ lawrence's keffiyeh~ An arab keffiyeh is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17710 gin~ a bottle of Gilbey's~ A bottle of Gilbey's lies here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 5 24 0 1 0 0 #17711 knife~ a rather sharp knife~ A rather sharp knife lies here covered in Janet Leigh's blood. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 11 25 0 0 A 18 4 A 19 6 #17712 hat~ a foreign legion hat~ A French foreign legion hat lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17713 stockings~ a pair of nylon stockings~ A pair of nylon stockings lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|32 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 2 1 A 14 50 A 17 -20 #17714 tophat~ a tophat~ A tophat rests here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17715 voice~ a cat being strangled~ Someone has lost their voice. Good thing too, sounds awful. ~ ~ 13 4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 25 -3 #17716 sled~ a sled~ A sled called "Rosebud" is here. ~ ~ 12 0 1 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 #17717 newspaper~ a newspaper~ A newspaper is rolled up here. ~ ~ 2 0 1|16384 40 57 4 6 1 0 0 #17718 law book~ a law book~ A law book lies here. ~ ~ 1 1 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 3 2 A 4 2 #17719 bible~ a bible~ A bible lies here. ~ ~ 2 1|2|1024 1|16384 50 57 6 5 1 0 0 #17720 scarred nose~ j.J. Gittes' scarred nose~ J.J. Gittes' scarred nose has come off. ~ ~ 9 4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 25 -2 #17721 cheap suit~ a cheap suit~ A cheap suit lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #17722 blonde wig~ a blonde wig~ Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 -2 A 4 -2 A 25 4 #17723 diamonds~ diamonds~ Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend. ~ ~ 8 1 1|4 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17724 whiskey~ a shot of whiskey~ A shot of whiskey sits here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 1 1 5 0 1 0 0 #17725 pair sneakers~ a pair of clean sneakers~ A pair of clean sneakers is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|64 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 5 A 14 250 A 17 -20 #17726 box chocolates~ a box of chocolates~ These chocolates look so good you wanna eat the box too! ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 200 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17727 briefcase~ a leather briefcase~ A leather briefcase lies here. ~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 50 1 0 0 5 0 0 #17728 forbes magazine~ forbes magazine~ An issue of Forbes with Gump on the cover. ~ ~ 2 1 1|16384 60 15 15 15 1 0 0 #17729 feather~ a feather~ A feather has blown here. ~ ~ 1 1|2 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 23 -5 A 24 -5 #17730 white suit~ a white suit~ A white suit lies here, neatly ironed. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 5 #17731 sword~ khan's sword~ Khan's sword is here. ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 3 30 0 0 A 13 25 A 19 6 #17732 charity shop clothes~ some charity shop clothes~ Some charity shop clothes stained with urine are bundled here. ~ ~ 13 2|4096 1|1024 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 A 1 -2 A 5 -2 #17733 jester hat~ a court jester's hat~ A court jester's hat lies here. ~ ~ 9 2 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 -1 A 4 -1 #17734 wine~ a cup of wine~ A cup of wine sits here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 2 1 2 0 5 0 0 #17735 wine~ a cup of wine~ A cup of wine sits here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 2 1 2 1 5 0 0 E cup~ This is a vessel with a pestle... ~ #17736 shoes~ some dancing shoes~ You could sure cut a rug with these numbers. ~ ~ 9 0 1|64 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 4 #17737 evening clothes~ some evening clothes~ Some evening clothes lie here. ~ ~ 9 1 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17738 baseball~ a baseball~ A baseball lies here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 3 A 17 -20 A 18 2 A 19 2 #17739 dogtags~ dogtags~ Some dogtags lie here. ~ ~ 9 1 1|4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 12 25 A 13 25 A 17 -25 A 18 2 A 19 2 #17740 bikini~ a fur bikini~ This bikini sure doesn't cover much... ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 17 10 #17741 eggs~ some boiled eggs~ There are a LOT of boiled eggs here. ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 48 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17742 prison fatigues~ some prison fatigues~ Some prison fatigues lie here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 1 2 #17743 martini~ a martini~ A martini is here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 3 24 0 5 0 0 #17744 ringlets~ shirley Temple's ringlets~ Shirley Temple's ringlets are here. ~ ~ 1 1 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 13 10 #17745 tent~ a tent~ An arab tent is here. ~ ~ 12 0 1 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 #17746 keffiyeh~ rudolph Valentino's keffiyeh~ An arab keffiyeh is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #17747 dirdnl~ heidi's dirdnl~ Heidi's dirdnl is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 17 20 #0 #ROOMS #17600 The Road to Movie Land~ You are walking north along a road that leads toward a rather bizarre place called a Film Studio. You have heard that here they capture people's actions on celluloid and sell it to the public at ludicrous prices. When you think of some of the pretty incredible adventures you have had yourself, you decide it is time to buy a 35mm and cash in on them. ~ 0 4 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17601 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 22161 S #17601 Entrance to Movie Land~ You have entered the grounds of the movie studio, and are moving between the sets on the various sound stages. The sets are so stunningly real that you have to stop and remind yourself they aren't real. Or aren't they? Funny how the place seems curiously absent of film crews... Exits lead in all directions past many interesting locations. ~ 0 4 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17608 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17602 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17600 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17604 E sign~ This area created by Yaegar in January 1996. It is a collage of scenes from his favorite (and not-so-favorite) films. The sets are thrown together semi- randomly, as it is on a film studio lot, where you can walk from a scene of polar exploration into a roaring inferno. There are lots of high level aggies, so be careful, but they are sentinel, so you need only use scan (and common sense) to detect them. Have fun! -- Yaegar ~ S #17602 Monte Carlo~ You have entered the luxurious surrounds of a casino in Monte Carlo. Handsome gentlemen and glamorous ladies mill about playing blackjack, baccarat or roulette. A waiter serves drinks to these rich and famous jetsetters while they laugh, play and lose money. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17603 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17601 S #17603 The Bank of Monte Carlo~ Here you may transfer funds if you should need to. However, you will not be permitted to gamble- you are far too scruffy-looking. ~ 0 8|16384 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17602 S #17604 Science Fiction Sets~ You have entered a studio where various high budget, high sfx, low plot films are currently being filmed. The shrieks of laser blasts and the whine of starfighter engines assault your eardrums. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17606 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17601 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17605 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17609 S #17605 The Bridge of the NCC-1701A~ You have entered the bridge of the most famous starship in Star Fleet history, the Constitution-Class USS Enterprise. Crewed by an intrepid band of Star Fleet Officers, it has seen more of the galaxy than any other vessel before it. You feel awestruck standing on its bridge. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17604 S #17606 A Desert Landscape~ You emerge from the soundstage entrance into a section of yellow sand, featureless except for a small dwelling in the near distance. Several suns and moons are visible in the sky. There is a black passageway leading west from here. ~ 0 0 10 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17604 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17607 S #17607 The Interior of the Death Star~ You have entered a long corridor that runs through the center of the Death Star. To the west you see that the passage ends in a dead end, while to the east you see a blinding white haze. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17606 S #17608 Avenue Through Movie Land~ You are strolling along a broad, tree-lined boulevard that runs through the center of Movie Land. Billboards advertising the latest films and the latest beers greet you every twenty feet. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17611 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17601 S #17609 The Abandoned Colony~ You are wandering through the remains of an abandoned colony on some remote rock in space. Water drips from busted mains, and the sound, combined with the flickering lights and the creak of the metal supports creates a very eerie effect. ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17604 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17610 D3 ~ door~ 1 0 17652 S #17610 The Science Labs~ This area was once some sort of research area. Various tools and electronic devices line the walls, along with several dead parasite-looking creatures about two feet long suspended in some fluid in glassteel jars. Far away, a siren sounds, and only too late do you notice the acid eating through the ceiling above you... ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17609 S #17611 Typical Downtown Street Scene~ Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17618 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17613 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17608 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17612 S #17612 San Francisco~ You are walking along a quiet street that passes by a bank. Suddenly shots ring out and three bank robbers emerge from the nearby bank. Then, just as suddenly, more shots ring out and the robbers fall dead. Must be Clint Eastwood reliving his spaghetti western days... You can head west into Chinatown if you want. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17611 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17709 S #17613 Action Set~ Various action films are occuring around you. It is almost like real life! To the north you can hear terrific explosions and the screams of dying men, and to the south you can hear, well, much the same thing. A door to the east allows you to enter a more peaceful building full of journalists. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17614 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 17706 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17616 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17611 S #17614 Los Angeles~ Whoa! You have just emerged in the middle of a car chase! An armored car is being chased by another armored car, down a busy city street. Suddenly there is a tremendous crash, and the first armored car grounds to a halt as its driver catapults through the windscreen. Wow. If you want, you can escape to Beverly Hills by heading north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17707 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17615 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17613 S #17615 Roger Murtagh's House~ You have entered what is quite possibly the unluckiest house in movie history. This house has been broken into by South African criminals, had maniac drug dealers plow through it in their cars, had people killed with nailguns in the boat house, and it even has termites. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17614 S #17616 New York~ You are walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly an explosion of gargantuan force blasts through a storefront, carrying into the street beyond, lifting a bus high into the air, and killing dozens of people. Gee, and they said LA was rough! ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17613 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17617 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17721 S #17617 On the Deck of a Cargo Ship~ You suddenly find yourself out of the city and on the deck of a ship moving down the Hudson River. Armed terrorists are being blown away by a very scruffy-looking cop in a dirty white t-shirt, along with a rather bemused- looking electrician. ~ 0 0 1 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17616 S #17618 Typical Downtown Street Scene~ Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17626 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17624 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17611 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17619 S #17619 Action Set~ Various action films are occuring around you. It is almost like real life! To the north you can hear terrific explosions and the screams of dying men, and to the south you can hear, well, much the same thing. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17620 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17618 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17622 S #17620 Police Squad HQ~ You have entered the grounds of Police Squad HQ. A beat up Chrysler has rear-ended the car in front, and gas and water pour out onto the street as people stroll past, unconcerned. A door to the west leads inside. There is a park to the east. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17695 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17619 D3 ~ door~ 1 0 17621 S #17621 Inside Police Squad HQ~ You have entered HQ. Several rather zany looking cops rush about playing tag, while a half-blind scientist chats with a cop who is so tall you can't even see his face. Nordberg comes staggering in after being dragged to Chicago under a Greyhound Bus. What a kooky place. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ door~ 1 0 17620 S #17622 A Typical Suburban Street~ All is quiet along this peaceful street until a car pulls up, squashing some childrens' toys, and a rather large cyborg gets out, walks to the nearest house, and starts plugging the occupants. You had heard LA was weird, but... ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17619 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17623 S #17623 A Nightclub~ You are in a typical low-class 80's bar playing typical 80's music. Badly dressed try-hards jiggle about on a crowded dance floor while New Age mods stand at the bar trying to act cool. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17622 S #17624 A New York Alleyway~ You are cautiously making your way along this alley when suddenly you hear a sound that brings tears of joy to your eyes- the familiar old sound of steel against steel! At last! Back to reality! Wait a sec. These guys are hacking the crap out of each other and it doesn't seem to be worrying them too much. That is until one of them lops the other's head off (musta been at LEAST a *** THWAP *** ), and the whole place is bathed in electrical energy. Maybe you'd better leave. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17625 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17700 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17618 S #17625 A New York Antique Shop~ You have entered a rather nice shop loaded with expensive antiques, and managed by a long-haired gentleman who has more wisdom in his eyes than his physical age would suggest he possesses. He politely informs you that all his goods are for sale, but when he has to help you recover from a dead faint after you hear the prices, he says that perhaps you need a different shop. ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17624 S #17626 Typical Downtown Street Scene~ Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17627 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17618 S #17627 Typical Downtown Street Scene~ Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17654 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17628 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17626 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17631 S #17628 New York~ Busy street hustlers try to scam a buck off you as you push your way past an assorted crowd of tourists, pimps, drug dealers, cops, journalists, cab drivers, aliens from outer space and Dave Letterman fans. A comedy club lies to the east. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17630 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 17690 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17629 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17627 S #17629 A Ritzy Hotel~ You are almost trampled to death by a horde of screaming hotel guests who come charging out as you attempt to enter. Close behind them comes a hideous looking spectre being chased by a man in a grey jumpsuit. Ahh, the Big Apple. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17628 S #17630 A Deserted Warehouse~ You have entered a deserted meat locker. The chill numbs your bones as you move about, and your teeth chatter and your breath steams up as you attempt to cast some sort of elemental resistance spell. Suddenly you hear a strange clicking sound, as of cicadas on valium, and you get the uneasy feeling that you're being watched... ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17628 S #17631 Gotham City~ You have entered the bleak metropolitan surrounds of Gotham City, the gothic masterpiece sprung from the mind of Bob Kane, and brought to cinematic life by that surreal master, Tim Burton. Main street leads through here toward a more livelier-looking area to the west. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17633 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17627 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17632 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17634 S #17632 A Warehouse~ You arrive just in time to see a latex-clad superhero quickly beat two muggers to a pulp, saving their potential victim some cash (and probably his life). The figure turns to face you and (predictably) utters "I'm Batman". Its commendable how he can do that without bursting into laughter. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17631 S #17633 A Parade~ A massive parade of macabre-looking clowns bearing massive balloons filled with poisonous gas is making its way down Main street, accompanied by that master DC Comics fiend, the Joker. He doesn't look pleased to see you- his intense paranoia has led him to believe that every strangely-garbed visitor (which you most definitely are) is an ally of the Bat Fiend. ~ 0 1 1 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17631 S #17634 A Quiet Street~ You are walking along a seemingly peaceful suburban street, but there is a tangible aura of fear and evil barely perceptible. A sign pointing north reads "Elm Street". A strange road runs south of here. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17635 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17631 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17736 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17636 S #17635 Elm Street~ Welcome to Freddy's Nightmare. Boy are YOU in trouble! ~ 0 1|4|8 0 S #17636 An Intersection~ You have reached an intersection in Movie Land. You may proceed north along a strange path toward an iron bridge, south toward what looks like a sanitarium, or continue west. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17641 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17634 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17637 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17639 S #17637 A Sanitarium~ You have entered a scene where people are interviewing someone standing behind a locked glass door to the west. A single chair has been placed here for the benefit of the interviewer, who must do their best to ignore the maniacal screams of the other "patients". ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17636 D3 ~ cell door~ 1 17674 17638 S #17638 Lecter's Cell~ This is Hannibal Lecter's private cell. It has a television, a stereo (playing wagner), some marvelous sketches (done by Lecter, who has a genius intellect, a photographic memory and a great hand for art), and a neatly-made bed. It also has Lecter, who reacts- strangely- towards visitors... ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ cell door~ 1 17674 17637 S #17639 A Grassy Field~ The road here turns into grassy fields that extend as far as you can see. Houses rise in the distance, and a soft breeze of fresh air refreshes you. This may be a good place to rest for a while. A yellow brick road runs north of here. ~ 0 1024 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17735 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17636 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17640 S #17640 A Grassy Field~ The road here turns into grassy fields that extend as far as you can see. Houses rise in the distance, and a soft breeze of fresh air refreshes you. This may be a good place to rest for a while. You fance you can see a jungle to the south, while houses are now closer to the north. A bar lies to the west. ~ 0 1024 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17645 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17639 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17647 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17649 S #17641 An Iron Girder Bridge~ This bridge spans an infinitely deep chasm. On the other side you can see a rather spooky-looking house buried in the midst of a pine forest. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17642 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17636 S #17642 Outside the House~ Ack! As you cross the bridge, it is suddenly torn up and twisted beyond repair by some invisible force. You scream in terror and bash on the door, demanding to be let in. Then you notice the handle... ~ 0 1 3 D0 ~ door~ 1 0 17643 S #17643 Inside the House~ You enter a well-furnished cabin lined with full bookshelves and small paintings. There is a kitchen nearby- it is a mess! Smashed crockery everywhere. There is a pleasant-looking rockingchair moving by itself in the centre of the room, just near a trapdoor leading down, from which terrible sounds emerge... ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 ~ door~ 1 0 17642 D5 ~ trapdoor door~ 1 0 17644 S #17644 The Cellar~ Auaagh! You have entered the cellar where a horrible demon is being held! You IDIOT! If she doesn't kill you, you will want to leave this foul-smelling place VERY quickly. ~ 0 1|8 0 D4 ~ trapdoor door~ 1 0 17643 S #17645 Outside Tara~ You are standing outside the once-great southern mansion known as Tara. Now it has fallen partially in ruin due to the ravages of the Civil War, and its owner is struggling to make ends meet. ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ door~ 1 0 17646 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17640 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17738 S #17646 Inside Tara~ You are standing inside the once-great southern mansion known as Tara. Now it has fallen partially in ruin due to the ravages of the Civil War, and its owner is struggling to make ends meet. ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 ~ door~ 1 0 17645 S #17647 The Deep, Dark Jungle~ You are creeping slowly through the jungle. You hear shouts, screams and the howls of animals in the throes of victory or defeat. There is a rope leading up to a treehouse here. To the west the jungle turns into a thick English wood. ~ 0 1 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17640 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17653 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17650 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 17648 S #17648 Tarzan's Treehouse~ You are in the Lord of the Jungle's residence. Copies of "Better Homes and Gardens" and "Sports Illustrated" are strewn across a coffee table covered in banana peels and monkey dung. ~ 0 8 0 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 17647 S #17649 A Seedy Dive~ You are in a seedy dive frequented by seedy people. You see a guy that looks a lot like Brad Pitt. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17640 S #17650 Sherwood Forest~ You have entered the home of Robin Hood and His Merry Men. Towering oaks, aspen and pine block out the feeble English sun, and the shadows seem to hide many secrets. A castle looms to the south. A path to the west leads to another sound stage. ~ 0 1 3 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17647 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17651 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17723 S #17651 A Castle~ This is the residence of Robin Hood's arch enemies Sir Guy of Gisbourne and of course the villainous Sheriff of Nottingham. It is a very elaborate set- you almost find yourself believing you could actually be KILLED here ... ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17650 D4 ~ ~ 1 0 17722 S #17652 Barbarella Psychedela~ You have stumbled across an old 60s Sci Fi set! Here Barbarella awaits, willing to experiment with any sexual fantasy you may have. Good job Duran Duran is nowhere around :) ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ door~ 1 0 17609 S #17653 Deepest Enemy Territory~ You are creeping slowly through the jungle. You hear shouts, screams and the howls of animals in the throes of victory or defeat. You also hear the sound of gunfire and grenades exploding. Blood is splattered across the thick carpet of moss and decaying leaves that cover the earth beneath your feet. ~ 0 1 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17647 S #17654 A Narrow Street~ You are heading along a narrow street past tall, weatherbeaten tenements. Ragged people stare miserably at you, and you feel pity for them (but not enough to give up any of your hard-earned gold!). ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17655 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17627 S #17655 A Narrow Street~ You are heading along a narrow street past tall, weatherbeaten tenements. Ragged people stare miserably at you, and you feel pity for them (but not enough to give up any of your hard-earned gold!). Here it meets a broad double laned road running east west. ~ 0 1 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17656 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17654 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17667 S #17656 Outside Jack Rabbit Slim's~ You are in the parking lot of a 50's-themed diner standing next to a red Malibu that someone has just recently keyed. Loud Ricky Nelson music emanates from within, and your foot starts tapping unconsciously. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ door~ 1 0 17657 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17658 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17655 S #17657 Inside Jack Rabbit Slim's~ As you enter, the Maitre-de, who looks a lot like Ed Sullivan, announces the Jack Rabbit Slim's *** TWIST *** Contest has begun. Waiters that resemble Buddy Holly, Marilyn Monroe, Zorro and Mamie Van Doren serve customers seated at tables inside Cadillacs. ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ door~ 1 0 17656 S #17658 The Outskirts of Town~ You have reached the city limits. From here you may head north across the desert, or continue east toward a junction. ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17659 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17662 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17656 S #17659 A Desert~ "You see I went through the desert on a Horse with no name, ain't it good to be out of the rain. In the city, no-one remembers your name, 'cos there ain't no-one there to..." aww shut up! ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17660 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17658 S #17660 A Deserted Town~ This town was once ruled by two rival families, the Rojos and the Baxters, until the Man With No Name stirred up a war, and the Rojos wiped out the Baxters, and were subsequently wiped out by the Man With No Name... ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17679 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17661 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17659 S #17661 A Homestead~ You reach a peaceful homestead where two unlikely-looking cowboys are attempting to tame a horse, while a group of onlookers cheer and jeer. ~ 0 0 2 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17660 S #17662 A Junction~ You have reached a point where you can head east toward a small Shaolin temple, south toward the sea, or back west toward the city. ~ 0 0 2 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17663 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17664 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17658 S #17663 Shaolin Temple~ Here Bruce Lee, greatest of the cinematic martial artists, relaxes and meditates in preparation for his upcoming struggles. ~ 0 8|1024 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17662 S #17664 At Sea~ You are floating on the sea, either in a boat or by magical means. There is a huge battleship to the south, while to the west you see a HUGE fin slicing through the water. A deep DA DUM DA DUM echoes in your ears and you fight down a wave of panic. ~ 0 4 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17662 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17665 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17666 S #17665 Death from the Depths~ Awww Hell. You didn't, did you? Too late. Haven't you seen Jaws...? ~ 0 0 7 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17664 S #17666 The USS Missouri~ Terrorists are running everywhere shooting at sailors and stealing nuclear weapons as you board. Another normal day in movie land. You calmly dodge a few bullets and grenades that come your way, and look out for any serious threat. You can continue sailing to the east if you wish. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17664 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17696 S #17667 A Nicer Part of Town~ You have entered a more upmarket area than the one you were just in. Small, quiet suburban houses line a small, quiet suburban street. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17668 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17655 S #17668 A T-Junction~ Here you may proceed north toward a downtown area, south toward the burbs, or west into a gloomy, fog-shrouded area of town. Some of the doors to the houses nearby seem to be open... ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17670 D1 ~ door~ 1 0 17669 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17667 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17673 S #17669 A Quiet Suburban Home~ You have entered the home of a failry affluent family with several kids. Several plastic dolls are strewn across the floor along with several hardcover AD&D tomes. There is a strange glow emanating from the center of the room... ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ door~ 1 0 17668 S #17670 My Kind of Town...~ You have entered busy downtown Chicago. Irish cops nod politely as they stroll their beat, while well-dressed ladies and gentlemen stroll past on errands of their own. Cars move swiftly in either direction, their occupants preoccupied with the weather, the lack of booze, or the Sox. There is a police station up ahead to the east, while there is a tremendous traffic jam to the north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17693 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17671 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17668 S #17671 A Police Station~ You push your way past a crowd of derelicts, cops, FBI agents, journalists and paper boys hawking the latest news about the bootleggers and enter an equally crowded police station. Several tough-looking cops are gathered around an office of one Eliot Ness. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17672 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17670 S #17672 A Luxurious Hotel~ You have entered the lobby of a luxurious hotel, and though there seem to be some legitimate customers, most of the people gathered here appear to be mobsters... ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17671 S #17673 London~ You are cautiously advancing through a sudden peas soup fog that has descended on the streets of London. Horses tug at their bits nervously as they pull buggies full of well-dressed ladies and gentlemen through the chill night to the Opera. A lonely nightwatchman attempts to coax some life from the feeble street lanterns he is tending. Far away in the distance, a dog howls, and a woman screams. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17674 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17668 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17677 S #17674 The Gates of a Cemetary~ You are standing outside the wrought-iron gates of a huge, decrepit cemetary. Howls and shrieks emanate from within. You SURE you wanna go in there? ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ gate~ 1 0 17675 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17673 S #17675 Outside a Tomb~ Wow! What's been going on here? You see a wide array of holy symbols scattered across the ground, as well as some garlic, wolfsbane, belladonna and vials of holy water. Ahh, Dracula must be in London again, and canny old Van Helsing has cornered him in this tomb with his religious paraphenalia. Good. No need to worry about old Drac then. You're safe now. WHAT? You're not going IN there, are you??? ~ 0 1 1 D2 ~ gate~ 1 0 17674 D3 ~ door~ 1 0 17676 S #17676 An Abandoned Tomb~ Dracula uses this tomb to rest in during his many sorties into Greater London. However, this time Van Helsing has trapped him, and Dracula sure is mad about it! ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 ~ door~ 1 0 17675 S #17677 Baker Street~ You have entered Baker Street, home of the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes. The door to 222b lies directly to the north of you. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17678 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17673 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17716 S #17678 222B Baker Street~ You have entered the residence of Sherlock Holmes. Perhaps he is in right now, playing his violin, or perhaps reading one of his many books? Or perhaps sharing a brandy with his faithful companion Doctor Watson? ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17677 S #17679 Egypt (Giza to be precise)~ You are making your away across a sandy plain toward the Pyramids. The Great Pyramid of Kheops towers above all others, and about its base you see a large contingent of Nazi soldiers and native diggers. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17680 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17681 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17660 S #17680 The Great Pyramid~ Built by the Vizier Hemon for the pharaoh Kheops, at the beginning of the third milennium B.C., the Great Pyramid was constructed from over 2 million limestone blocks, the largest weighing in at 15 tons. And you thought mowing the lawn was hard work. And now it seems the Nazis have once again set their eyes on some ancient treasure in Egypt. Wonder what it is they want now? ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17710 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17679 S #17681 The Nile~ You are heading along the mighty Nile river, one of the longest rivers in the world. Boats full of fisherman and priests pass by you, and brightly coloured fish frolic below you. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17682 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17685 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17679 S #17682 The Nile~ You are heading along the mighty Nile river, one of the longest rivers in the world. Boats full of fisherman and priests pass by you, and brightly coloured fish frolic below you. A roayl barge floats here with some very important occupants. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17683 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17681 S #17683 The Base of the Mountain~ The set has switched from historical drama to biblical epic. You are at the base of the mountain where Moses ascended to receive the 10 Commandments. He has been up there an awfully long time, and the Israelites down below are getting pretty restless. They urge you to go on up and see if you can't hurry him up. ~ 0 0 5 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17682 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 17684 S #17684 The Summit~ Thunder booms and Lightning strikes everywhere. A fierce wind howls and tears at your clothing. You have reached the summit. Now, where's that Moses guy? ~ 0 0 5 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 17683 S #17685 The Nile~ You are heading along the mighty Nile river, one of the longest rivers in the world. Boats full of fisherman and priests pass by you, and brightly coloured fish frolic below you. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17681 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17686 S #17686 A Sanctuary~ You enter a pleasant garden full of well-dresses Romans and their slaves, and a wide variety of pleasure girls (and boys). Wine is being poured liberally. A huge man with a haircut like Trent Reznor is enjoying the attention of a particularly attractive woman. ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17687 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17685 S #17687 The Coliseum~ Wow! Real life chariot racing and gladiatorial combat! Lets go! Where's the emperor? Oh, he's right next to you, frowning at your sudden intrusion, as are his 500 Praetorian Guards. Perhaps you'd better sit down. Or you could go join in the action on the ground floor. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17686 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17688 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 17689 S #17688 The Chariot Races~ Here a group of rather insane men are racing about in flimsy wooden contraptions being drawn by sweating horses. You find it rather ridiculous (and painful to watch, as you see an unfortunate rider fall out and get mashed beneath the wheels of the next chariot), but the crowd seem to love it. Ah well Pax Romana. ~ 0 0 2 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17687 S #17689 The Gladiatorial Arena~ Here warriors of all different nationalities battle it out on the bloodied sands of the arena. The crowd cheers and jeers as a favorite warrior wins or falls to the blade of another. Looks good! ~ 0 0 10 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 17746 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 17687 S #17690 Chuckles Comedy Club~ Here the many famous comedians who visit the Big Apple come to entertain the public. Photographs of famous comics such as Jack Benny, Bob Hope, George Burns and Gracie Allen, Bud Abbot and Lou Costello, Dennis Leary and Robin Williams line the walls. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17691 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 17628 S #17691 Chuckles Comedy Club~ Here the many famous comedians who visit the Big Apple come to entertain the public. Photographs of famous comics such as Jack Benny, Bob Hope, George Burns and Gracie Allen, Bud Abbot and Lou Costello, Dennis Leary and Robin Williams line the walls. Laughing patrons surround a stage with some comics and a musician who hits a snare drum and cymbal at each punchline. You hear Henny Youngman utter "Take my Wife, Please!" *Boom* *Boom* *Ching* ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17692 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17690 S #17692 The Stage in Chuckles Comedy Club~ Here the many famous comedians who visit the Big Apple come to entertain the public. Photographs of famous comics such as Jack Benny, Bob Hope, George Burns and Gracie Allen, Bud Abbot and Lou Costello, Dennis Leary and Robin Williams line the walls. There sure are some big names here this evening! ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17691 S #17693 A Traffic Jam~ You have reached the source of the traffic jam, and also seemed to have fast forwarded 50 years into the future. Over one hundred police cars have piled up here, atop one another, while chasing an ex-police car driven by two men in dark suits, who headed north toward a tax building. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17694 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17670 S #17694 A Tax Building~ You have entered a taxation office, and you see the two men racing toward a guy who looks like Steven Spielberg. The cops couldn't stop them- perhaps you can? ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17693 S #17695 A Park~ You have entered a quaint park, near a bus stop, where several people wait on a bench patiently for the next bus. ~ 0 0 2 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17620 S #17696 The Seas~ You are saling over a calm sea toward the coast of a desert continent. You can see a port in the distance. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17697 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17666 S #17697 The Seas~ You are saling over a calm sea toward the coast of a desert continent. You can see a port in the distance. ~ 0 0 7 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17698 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17696 S #17698 Casablanca~ You have entered the city of Casablanca, known as Dar-El-Beida to the locals, on the coast of Morocco. Rick's Cafe lies to the south. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17697 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17699 S #17699 Rick's Cafe~ You have entered the legendary "Rick's Cafe", haven for all sorts of human detritus. Dooley Wilson plays a few tunes on a piano, while Ingrid Bergman and Claude Rains wander about, looking depressed. Rick is at the bar serving drinks. A newer section of the nightclub to the east seems to be devoted to other films... ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17698 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17730 S #17700 Little Italy~ You have emerged into a street scene from the late-1940s, in that area of New York known as Little Italy. Goodfellas stroll with casual arrogance past Irish cops, while small boys sell newspapers and fresh fruit from barrows by the side of the cobbled street. Far above, a hefty Italian woman calls frantically for her son. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17701 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17742 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17624 S #17701 Outside the Corleone House~ You are standing outside the residence of the Corleones, a powerful crime family who are officially traders in Genco Olive Oil, but unofficially are the power behind practically all prostitution, gambling and sly grog in the city. To the east lies a different scene, should you wish to leave. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17702 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17703 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17700 S #17702 Inside the Corleone Household~ Numerous gun-toting mobsters shoulder past you, heading to and from the current Godfather, who is holding "court" in the next room, but is far too busy to see you. However, you may get to meet one of his sons, Sonny, Michael or Alfredo. ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17701 S #17703 A Park~ You are heading through a park toward a comfortable-looking bench that sits near a steep set of stairs, which a small but muscular man clad in a sweaty tracksuit is furiously sprinting up and down. How dull. The steps appear to head up to a different building entirely. ~ 0 0 2 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17734 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17701 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 17704 S #17704 Capitol Hill~ Wow. You are standing at the core of the US Government. Busy politicians and public servants busily rush to and fro, most of them heading toward the rooms where the senate meet. You can go too if you'd like (*yawn*). The offices of a Publisher lie to the east of here. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17705 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 17741 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 17703 S #17705 The Senate~ You make your way past a few old men who lie sprawled half-asleep in their chairs while an energetic young man speaks effusely and well on a broad range of topics in the center of the room. Judging by the sweat on his brow and the rather manic gleam in his eyes, you judge that he's been at it for some time. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17740 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17704 S #17706 The Offices of a Major Newspaper~ Journalists swarm left and right around you as you attempt to force your way toward a water cooler. A desk at the far end of the room is covered with Lakers memorabilia- whoever sits there must be quite a fan. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 17613 S #17707 Beverly Hills~ You are strolling along a tree-lined boulevard, passing bikini-clad roller skaters, rich ladies in mink coats dragging small poodles along by their diamond-studded leashes, big-time wheeler-dealers cruising in their Maseratis and the occasional bum looking for a quarter who ended up in the last place he's likely to get one. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17708 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17614 S #17708 Beverly Hills~ You are strolling along a tree-lined boulevard, passing bikini-clad roller skaters, rich ladies in mink coats dragging small poodles along by their diamond-studded leashes, big-time wheeler-dealers cruising in their Maseratis and the occasional bum looking for a quarter who ended up in the last place he's likely to get one. ~ 0 0 1 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17707 S #17709 Chinatown~ You are heading through Chinatown, amazed by the stunning variety of food, clothes and people you encounter. A deserted parking lot up ahead is currently occupied by a few nasty-looking men, who quickly leave as you enter. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17612 S #17710 Heading Towards a Crossroads in the Desert~ Hmmm. Lost in the desert. Never a good thing. Hope you have a lot of water. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17711 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17680 S #17711 A Crossroads in the Desert~ Hmmm. Lost in the desert. Never a good thing. Hope you have a lot of water. A tent looms to the east, while a fort lies to the distant west. To the north you can hear what sounds like a locomotive. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17713 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17712 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17710 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17714 S #17712 The Tent of the Sheik~ You have entered the tent of the Sheik. Fortunately for you he's a friendly soul, and if you happen to be female, perhaps a little too friendly. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17711 S #17713 A Derailed Train~ You have emerged in the midst of a raging battle between Arab cavalry and Turkish soldiers in a derailed train. A blond-haired British army officer charges insanely among them all, spurring the Arabs onto greater levels of slaughter. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17729 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17711 S #17714 Approaching the Fort~ You are heading west toward a fort in Algeria flying the French flag. Legionaires stroll the battlements, keeping their eyes out for Bedouin raiders. The gate is almost directly in front of you. ~ 0 0 10 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17711 D3 ~ gate~ 1 0 17715 S #17715 Inside the Fort~ Legionaires gaze at you curiously as you enter, but since you are not clad in traditional 19th century Bedouin garments (at least its likely you're not) the don't attempt to attack you. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ gate~ 1 0 17714 S #17716 Gay Paris~ How odd. One minute you were in gloomy, fog-bound 19th century London, the next you emerge into gay Paris in the 1960s. Men wearing funny striped shirts and black berets, and wielding long sticks of bread cycle past you, heading to and fro in front of the Eiffel Tower. Even as you watch, the Tower suddenly shimmers and disappears altogether. A voice yells "Look for it in Pepperland". How odd. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17677 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17717 S #17717 The Police Station~ You are standing outside a rather large building, which has been firmly barricaded to keep people out, or rather, a particular person out. This person is standing outside, on the footpath next to you, frantically calling out in French to a police inspector huddled inside, who is gibbering madly. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17716 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17718 S #17718 The End of the Road~ You are standing outside a dance hall, from which music, laughter and the sounds of merriment emerge. You may enter if you wish, or stand out here in the cold. ~ 0 1|4 1 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17719 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17717 S #17719 A Dance Hall~ You are inside what looks like a rehearsal room for some big name Hollywood musical. Famous stars glide past you without giving you a second glance. You gape in awe at the magnificent scenery, the brilliant costumes, and the music! Oh the MUSIC! Dance! Dance! ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17720 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17718 S #17720 The End of a Dance Hall~ You are inside what looks like a rehearsal room for some big name Hollywood musical. Famous stars glide past you without giving you a second glance. You gape in awe at the magnificent scenery, the brilliant costumes, and the music! Oh the MUSIC! Dance! Dance! ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17719 S #17721 A Drug Bust~ You have stumbled onto a NY drug bust. Cops run everywhere, shooting and screaming at a group of French drug dealers. You see Sipowicz and Simone strolling away with a felon in tow, but the action is dominated by the indefatigable Popeye Doyle. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17616 S #17722 The Battlements~ You have emerged onto the battlements, where an actor is rehearsing for a role he is soon to perform in the courtyard below. Best not disturb him. ~ 0 0 1 D5 ~ ~ 1 0 17651 S #17723 A Path Through a Warzone~ Bullets, grenades and artillery shells scream past all around you, and as you deftly dodge the falling bodies of the dead and the dying, you deduce that you have entered some sort of war movie. Suddenly you yelp as a piece of shrapnel imbeds itself in your calf, and you suddenly realize- You could be KILLED in here! ~ 0 0 2 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17650 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17724 S #17724 Rolling Hills~ You are heading across rolling hills, through which dozens of Nazis suddenly pour, hot in pursuit of a lean American air force officer riding a motorcycle toward a barbed wire fence to the south. ~ 0 0 2 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17723 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17725 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17726 S #17725 A Barbed Wire Fence~ Oops. The officer couldn't make it past the fence, and neither can you. Looks like he's going to be captured- AGAIN. Better hope he has his baseball handy. Unless you plan to help him escape... ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17724 S #17726 A Path Through a Warzone~ Bullets, grenades and artillery shells scream past all around you, and as you deftly dodge the falling bodies of the dead and the dying, you deduce that you have entered some sort of war movie. Suddenly you yelp as a piece of shrapnel imbeds itself in your calf, and you suddenly realize- You could be KILLED in here! ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17727 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17724 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17728 S #17727 M*A*S*H~ You have entered an Army hospital base in Korea. Wounded men are rushed to and fro in stretchers by harried army personell, while a couple of doctors idly sip at martinis as they sit in their tents and watch the passing parade, preparing to once again do another twelve hours in the surgery fixing these wounded up. ~ 0 0 2 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17726 S #17728 Pearl Harbour~ You are walking past military barracks in Pearl Harbour. Soldiers, naval personell and airmen all stroll past, unaware of the danger lurking only a few hours away over the horizon. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17726 S #17729 The Gobi Desert~ You see hordes of Mongol warriors galloping insanely toward you across what they think is the Gobi Desert, but actually looks more like Nevada or New Mexico. ~ 0 0 10 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17713 S #17730 A Nightclub~ Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract. ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17731 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17699 S #17731 The Main Floor of a Nightclub~ Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17730 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17732 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17733 S #17732 A Nightclub~ Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17731 S #17733 A Nightclub~ Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17731 S #17734 An Abandoned Tenement~ You are treading warily through an abandoned tenement, home now for a variety of bums, beggars, vagrants and other itinerants. You should really try and help them. ~ 0 1|8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 17703 S #17735 The Yellow Brick Road~ You are heading along a garish yellow road heading toward a bright green city. You start to feel nauseous, and you are not sure if its the sudden rush of color, or that awful, sickening singing- "We're OFF to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!" Bleech. You better head back- this place isn't right for you. ~ 0 0 2 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17639 S #17736 Bates Motel~ You are standing outside a rather sinister building named "Bates Motel". Looks like a GREAT place to spend the night. Yeah, right. You see a sign near the door. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17634 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17737 E sign~ The sign reads- "WELCOME TO BATES MOTEL- 12 rooms, 12 vacancies... 12 showers" ~ S #17737 Inside the Motel~ You entered? Ack! Norman is going to kill you in the shower! Run! The door's locked?!? Aggh! You see Martin Balsam heading toward the motel... watch out! Ugh. Too late. Looks like you're next... ~ 0 1|4|8 0 S #17738 A Quaint Souther Town~ You have entered a quaint southern town, where everyone seems peaceful and nice, but there is a malevolent edge to them too. A court room looms to the west, while a prison lies to the north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 17745 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17645 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 17739 S #17739 Inside the Courtroom~ Here, Addicus Finch is doing his best to defend an innocent man framed for a horrid crime that he did not commit. Gregory Peck is in fine form in this 1962 adaptation of the best-selling novel- oops I'm turning into Leonard Maltin. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 17738 E sign~ The sign says- "If you are a racist- Get a life you pathetic KKK LOSER!" ps Hitler Bites! ~ S #17740 The Oval Office~ You have stumbled into the office of the President. Or a former president. Not that he seems to have noticed. He thinks its just another role, with a VERY long production run... ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17705 S #17741 An Office~ You have suddenly switched scenes, going from a political film to a- well, a Wellesian film. You are in a comfortable office occupied by an important- looking young man. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 17704 S #17742 Manhattan~ You are walking through a stylish section of New York. Well dressed guys and dolls file past, including some fabulously rich and beautiful women on the arms of some incredibly rich and handsome men. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17700 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 17743 S #17743 Upstate New York~ You are walking past several mansions that line a clean, wide road that runs through this area of the state. A House to the east looks particularly interesting. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 17742 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 17744 S #17744 A Creepy House~ You have entered a strange house that looks strangely familiar. You hear the choked screams for help of the crippled Joan Crawford, and suddenly realize where you are. Quickly you steel yourself and prepare to face Baby Jane... ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 17743 S #17745 A Prison~ You are in the grounds of a hard labour camp, for the rehabilitation of felons. You look around at the dispirited inmates and wonder if the "rehabilitation" process is a bit too harsh here. ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 17738 S #17746 Outside in the Mountains~ You have suddenly gone from a Coliseum to the rocky mountains of southern Europe. You see goats hopping from peak to peak in the distance, and far off a yodeller lets loose with a deafening yodel, bringing an avalanche down on your head. You're gonna kill that guy if you get your hands on him. ~ 0 0 5 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 17747 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 17689 S #17747 A Crossroads in the Mountains~ You have suddenly gone from a coliseum to the rocky mountains of southern Europe. You see goats hopping from peak to peak in the distance, and far off a yodeller lets loose with a deafening yodel, bringing an avalanche down on your head. You're gonna kill that guy if you get your hands on him. ~ 0 0 5 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 17748 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 17749 S #17748 Heidi's Cabin~ You have reached the source of the yodelling- Heidi's uncle. With a swift stroke you decapitate him, and you then turn with a wicked grin to face his trembling niece, blood from your victim covering you from head to foot... ~ 0 0 5 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 17747 S #17749 1,000,000 Years BC~ You have gone through some sort of timewarp, and are now in prehistoric times. Suddenly a huge Tyrannosaurus stomps toward you, and you quickly flee, only to find yourself face to face with one very attractive cavewoman... ~ 0 0 5 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 17747 S #0 #RESETS * D 1 17609 3 1 ; closes door to old set D 1 17652 1 1 ; closes door from old set D 1 17620 3 1 ; Police Squad HQ Close West D 1 17621 1 1 ; Inside Police Squad HQ Close East D 1 17637 3 2 ; A Sanitarium Lock West D 1 17638 1 2 ; Lecter's Cell Lock East D 1 17642 0 1 ; Outside the House Close North D 1 17643 2 1 ; Inside the House Close South D 1 17643 5 1 ; Inside the House Close Down D 1 17644 4 2 ; locks door up (barred on the other side- see the film) D 1 17645 0 1 ; closes door to Tara D 1 17646 2 1 ; closes door from Tara D 1 17656 0 1 ; closes door to jack rabbit slim's D 1 17657 2 1 ; closes door from jack rabbit slim's D 1 17668 1 1 ; closes door to et D 1 17669 3 1 ; closes door from et D 1 17674 0 1 ; closes gate to cemetary D 1 17675 2 1 ; closes gate from cemetary D 1 17675 3 1 ; closes door 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from oval office D 1 17704 1 1 ; closes door to citizen kane D 1 17741 3 1 ; closes door from citizen kane D 1 17743 1 1 ; closes door to house D 1 17744 3 2 ; locks door from house D 1 17738 0 1 ; closes gate to prison D 1 17745 2 2 ; locks gate from prison D 1 17689 1 1 ; closes door to mountains D 1 17746 3 1 ; closes door from mountains * M 1 17600 1 17602 LOADS JAMES BOND /** james bond films E 1 17600 0 17 HOLDS MARTINI E 1 17639 0 14 WEARS LASER WATCH G 1 17601 0 0 GIVES WALTHER PPK * M 1 17614 1 17605 LOADS KIRK /** star trek films E 1 17625 0 12 WEARS BLAZER E 1 17623 0 17 WIELDS PHASER G 1 17624 0 0 GIVES COMMUNICATOR M 1 17615 1 17605 LOADS SPOCK E 1 17625 0 12 WEARS BLAZER E 1 17624 0 17 HOLDS COMMUNICATOR G 1 17623 0 0 GIVES PHASER * M 1 17602 1 17606 LOADS LUKE /** star wars films E 1 17605 0 16 WIELDS LIGHTSABER M 1 17603 1 17607 LOADS VADER E 1 17607 0 16 WIELDS LIGHTSABER E 1 17606 0 6 WEARS HELM * M 1 17605 1 17609 LOADS RIPLEY /** alien films E 1 17610 0 17 HOLDS 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M 1 17669 1 17690 LOADS GROUCHO /** a selection of comics E 1 17704 1 6 WEARS GLASSES M 1 17670 1 17691 3 STOOGES M 1 17671 1 17691 M 1 17672 1 17691 M 1 17687 1 17692 LOADS MARTIN E 1 17724 1 17 HOLDS DRINK M 1 17688 1 17692 LOADS LEWIS * M 1 17660 1 17694 LOADS JAKE BLUES /** the blues brothers E 1 17689 1 5 WEARS SUIT E 1 17690 1 6 WEARS HAT E 1 17691 1 17 HOLDS GLASSES G 1 17692 0 0 GIVES CONDOMS G 1 17693 0 0 M 1 17661 1 17694 LOADS ELMORE E 1 17689 1 5 WEARS SUIT E 1 17690 1 6 WEARS HAT E 1 17691 1 17 HOLDS GLASSES * M 1 17689 1 17695 LOADS FORREST GUMP /** forrest gump E 1 17725 1 8 WEARS SNEAKERS E 1 17727 1 17 HOLDS BRIEFCASE E 1 17730 1 5 WEARS SUIT G 1 17726 0 0 GIVES CHOCOLATES G 1 17729 0 0 GIVES FEATHER P 1 17728 0 17727 PUTS FORBES IN CASE * M 1 17667 1 17699 LOADS RICK /** casablanca G 1 17697 0 0 GIVES DRINK G 1 17699 0 0 GIVES CIGARETTE O 1 17698 9 17699 LOADS PIANO * M 1 17665 1 17702 LOADS MICHAEL CORLEONE /** the godfather films * M 1 17664 1 17703 LOADS ROCKY /** 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Kirk M 17616 spec_cast_judge Inspector Harry Callaghan M 17618 spec_fido a Ghost M 17619 spec_cast_judge Lieutenant Frank Drebin M 17620 spec_cast_judge Clarice Starling M 17622 spec_cast_judge Ash M 17623 spec_cast_undead a Hideous Demon M 17624 spec_guard Batman M 17626 spec_teacher M 17629 spec_cast_judge a big game hunter M 17634 spec_cast_undead Dracula M 17635 spec_cast_cleric Van Helsing M 17638 spec_cast_adept E.T. M 17639 spec_cast_judge the Man With No Name M 17640 spec_cast_judge Butch Cassidy M 17641 spec_cast_judge the Sundance Kid M 17642 spec_cast_judge Elliot Ness M 17644 spec_cast_judge Vincent Vega M 17646 spec_cast_judge Rambo M 17651 spec_cast_undead Freddy Krueger M 17652 spec_cast_mage Nazi Officer M 17656 spec_cast_mage Kleopatra M 17658 spec_cast_cleric Moses M 17659 spec_executioner Nero M 17662 spec_cast_judge Axel M 17665 spec_cast_cleric Corleone M 17668 spec_cast_mage Elvis M 17669 spec_cast_mage Groucho M 17675 spec_guard Clouseau M 17676 spec_executioner Lawrence M 17677 spec_poison Bates M 17678 spec_cast_cleric Smith M 17679 spec_cast_judge Beau Geste M 17680 spec_breath_any Lola-Lola M 17682 spec_poison Baby jane M 17683 spec_guard Finch M 17685 spec_cast_judge JJ Gittes M 17687 spec_breath_fire Dino M 17689 spec_executioner Gump M 17690 spec_cast_judge Popeye Doyle M 17692 spec_poison Ratso S #$