#AREA {15 25} Rainman Cage and Aquarium~ #HELPS -1 Cage Aquarium~ "Cage and Aquarium" by Rainman - Jan 95 is based on the music and lyrics of "They Might Be Giants" Created using Make Zones Fast! for Windows by SLASH Please note bugs and problems to Rainman. Thanks and Enjoy! Special Thanks to: ... John Flansburgh and John Linnell of TMBG ... my wife Carol for not killing me in real life ... SLASH for much MZF and MercWin support ... LENNY and KANEDA for special coding ... LOK for being so damn smart ... AMADEUS for player test port ... SOLEIL for liking TMBG so much and helping to retain my interest ... MARC for at least 100 CR's ... SVELTE for "Inspiration and Motivation" ... AKERIS for being such a good friend SEND FLAMES TO RAINMAN: rainman@cris.com ~ 0 $~ #MOBILES #30001 racist friend joe~ your racist friend~ Your racist friend Joe is here apologizing for his behavior. ~ Joe is a bullet-headed hypocrite. Everyone despises the madness he spouts whenever he lets the bottle do the thinking for him. He attempts to bore you to death with his politics. He is nothing but a fat man with a simple mind. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 -25 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30002 jessica~ Jessica the tramp~ Jessica is standing under the mistletoe screaming at you! ~ Jessica has the ability to make her men very jealous. Why, just now she was sitting on Joe's knee and humming cheating songs. She is 5 feet tall and sick of you, so get out of her trailer. It almost looks as though she has a human spine caught in her teeth. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 -25 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30003 horrible~ Mr. Horrible~ Mr. Horrible is here guarding his chair and looking VERY bothered. ~ Mr. Horrible says 'I don't mind...the thing that bothers me is...someone keeps moving my chair!' ~ 2|32|64|8388608 8|512 -500 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30004 triangle man~ triangle man~ Triangle man hates everyone is here ~ Triangle man is here looking for a good fight. He hates particle man and person man and you! Be careful, because it would be REALLY embarrassing if the BATTLE UPDATE showed you as his next victim! ~ 4|64|8388608 512|32768 -1000 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30005 canary blue~ blue canary~ A Blue Canary in the outlet wants to befriend you. ~ This canary has a strange glow about her. She says "I am the only bee in your bonnet'. ~ 2|4|64|8388608 128|512|8192|524288 50 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30006 rabid child~ Rabid Child~ Rabid Child is here, talking on a CB. ~ Rabid Child utters the words 'Hammer Down'. ~ 64|8388608 2|512|8192|32768|1048576 200 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30007 dead dog~ John's dead dog~ John's dead dog is rotting here. ~ John's dog was a victim of youth culture. He was mutt. Now he's just dead. ~ 2|64|8388608 128|512|8192|524288 100 S 14 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30008 goldfish~ a goldfish~ A goldfish has been set free here. ~ You see a plain old goldfish flip-flopping on the floor. ~ 2|64|8388608 512|524288 100 S 5 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30009 frosty~ Frosty the Supervisor~ Frosty the Supervisor is here talking about an electric chair. ~ Frosty looks around for being-lazy folks like yourself. He adjusts his hearing aid and mumbles something about an electric chair.. ~ 2|64|524288|8388608 512 0 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30010 mr. klaw~ Mr. Klaw~ The famous Mr. Vanity Klaw the talking klaw is here. ~ A talking claw tries to engage you in conversation. ~ 64|8388608 512|8192 -200 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30011 infantryman~ an infantryman~ An Infantryman is from the government and he's here to help. ~ The Infantryman is keeping a watchful eye for strangers. His stare pierces through you as he stands his post. ~ 64|8388608 512|32768 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30012 marshal~ the Marshal~ The Marshal focuses his binoculars skyward. ~ The Marshall is a lean-mean fighting machine. He intently looks to the sky as though he is waiting for something to happen. You look up but see nothing. ~ 64|8388608 128|512 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30013 girl little precious~ a precious little girl~ A precious little girl whizzes by you on her tricycle. ~ She is soooooooooo cute that you could just pinch her cheek. She looks at you, draws a dividing line, and starts screaming. ~ 4|64|8388608 512|8192 500 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30014 particle man~ particle man~ Particle man is here doing the things a particle can. ~ Particle man is here doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater, does he get wet? Nobody knows! ~ 4|64|128|8388608 2|512|32768|524288|1048576 1000 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30015 mr. me~ Mr. Me~ Mr. Me is here, sadly bemoaning great regrets. ~ Mr. Me moans 'I've floundered in the misty sea, but can't abide it's mystery, I wound up sad, you bet'. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30016 mother~ mother~ Mother tippy-toes to the front door. ~ Mother appears afraid and seems to be hiding from you! ~ 64|128|8388608 65536 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30017 bear~ a cross-eyed bear~ A cross-eyed bear is sleeping here. ~ The bear is out cold. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 500 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30018 zombie~ a mighty zombie~ A mighty zombie is talking of some love and posterity. ~ You look as hard as you can but see nothing. You merely feel a strange presence about you. A voice whispers in you ear 'The good old days never say good-bye, if you keep this in your mind; You need some loving arms'. You feel the presence envelope your soul. You have heard the voice that makes the silent noise. ~ 64|8388608 2|512|32768|1048576 -25 S 19 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30019 statue~ a huge stone statue~ A HUGE monolithic stone statue towers over you here. ~ The monument of granite sends a beam into your eye. The statue takes your hand and throws you into the sky. The statue makes you DIE! The statue makes you FRY! The stone it calls to you... You can't refuse to do the things it tells you to. ~ 2|64|8388608 128|512|8192 100 S 30 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30020 John Flansburgh~ John Flansburgh~ John Flansburgh is here trying to lose some weight. ~ John pogos about the room, flailing his guitar in every direction. He sings a sad song about love, posterity and something about a hotel detective. You do your best to try to understand. John looks at you. John says 'I'm the biggest one'. ~ 2|64|8388608 32|128|512|8192 250 S 25 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30021 John Linnell~ John Linnell~ John Linnell is here playing a polka. ~ John has a huge saxophone strapped over his shoulder, and plays an accordion with a rockin stance. He flips his hair and smirks at you. ~ 2|64|8388608 128|512|8192 250 S 25 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30022 8 track player~ An 8-track player~ The 8-track player lunges out at you! ~ This seems to be the source of most of the noise in the room. You wonder what could be the harm in turning it off? ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 24 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30023 scarecrow filthy~ a filthy scarecrow~ A filthy scarecrow waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing you do. ~ When you turn around to look it's gone behind you. On it's face it's wearing your confused expression...where your eyes don't go...a part of you is hovering...it's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering... There's a pair of eyes in the back of your head. ~ 2|4|32|64|8388608 8 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30024 king cuba~ the King of Cuba~ The King of Cuba is looking for his crown. ~ The King of Cuba chomps on a cigar and babbles incoherently in a language you are not familiar with. You do your best to understand what his problem is, but find yourself agreeing with him although in reality you actually don't have a clue as to what he is muttering about. The King of Cuba nods solemnly towards you. You nod solemnly towards him. ~ 64|8388608 512 -500 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30025 bird~ a bird~ A bird without a beak tries to gum you to death here. ~ The little sparrow lost it's beak from an unfortunate encounter with a windshield. ~ 2|64|8388608 512|524288 -500 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30026 ana ng~ Ana Ng~ Ana Ng stands here glowing with majestic presence. ~ Ana is getting to be quite old. She spends her waking hours in search of a love she never found. She dreams fondly of the man she has never met, yet she has spent her whole life pining for. ~ 2|4|64|8388608 512|8192 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30027 polk james head~ the head of James K. Polk~ The head of James K. Polk floats here. ~ You see a disembodied head floating here, taunting you with political conversation. ~ 2|32|64|8388608 128|512|524288 100 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30028 henry john head~ the head of John Henry~ The head of John Henry floats here. ~ The head of John Henry floats here hauntingly. You know you are hallucinating because there is no such thing as a disembodied head because it's just not possible. Right? You fail to reassure yourself and try to quickly decide between fleeing and fighting. ~ 2|64|8388608 512|8192|524288 100 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30029 chess piece face~ Chess Piece Face~ The Chess Piece face screams into a CB radio. ~ Chess Piece Face utters the words 'Hammer Down'. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 23 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30030 ensor james head~ the head of James Ensor~ Before you floats the head of James Ensor, Belgium's famous painter. ~ Meet James Ensor - Belgium's famous painter. Shake his hand. Appreciate the man. Raise a glass and sit and stare. Understand the man. He lost all his friends. He didn't need his friends. He lived with his mother and repeated himself. The world has forgotten. The world moved along. ~ 2|64|8388608 512|32768 200 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30031 einstein albert head physicist~ the head of Albert Einstein~ The head of Albert Einstein floats here calculating. ~ Mr. Einstein looks at you and yells 'WAHOO!' ~ 2|64|8388608 512|524288 200 S 23 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30032 copernicus head~ the head of Copernicus~ The head of Copernicus floats here scientifically. ~ Copernicus was wrong, but don't mention it. It makes him angry. ~ 2|64|8388608 512|524288 200 S 24 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30033 chinese person~ Chinese person~ A Chinese person is here fighting! ~ No way! You are still fighting! ~ 2|32|64|8388608 8|32|512 200 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30034 waitress~ a waitress~ A waitress is here, waiting to serve you ~ The waitress looks at you and snaps her gum. Her auburn hair is done in a bouffant style, and her skin is a pasty white from never getting to go out in the sun. The waitress says 'Whaddya have, stranger?' ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 24 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30035 subliminal~ the subliminal~ The subliminal screams and attacks. ~ The subliminal knows your every thought. It is futile to resist. You stare into the subliminal as long as you can. ~ 4|32|64|128|8388608 2|8|32|512|65536 -200 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30036 weasel~ a weasel~ A weasel overcome with dinge drools at you. ~ It kind of looks like a wet rat without any teeth. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30037 rich man~ a rich man~ A rich man has dollar signs in his eyes. ~ A rich man tells you 'Hey life's a funny thing'. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30038 poor man~ a poor man~ A poor man begs for some coins. ~ A poor man tells you 'I can't afford to speak'. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30039 cat~ a cat~ A cat dances beneath your feet. ~ This cat can smell the cat food in your bank account. No wonder it's so friendly. ~ 64|128|8388608 512 100 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30040 deputy dog~ deputy dog~ Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa. ~ Deputy Dog recites some prose to you... He says 'D-world destruction' 'O-ver and overture' 'N-do I need' 'T-need this torture?' ~ 64|8388608 8|512 100 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30041 big duluth~ the big duluth~ The Big Duluth stands here talking on a CB. ~ The Big Duluth utters the words 'rabbit ears'. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30042 snowman~ a snowman~ A snowman with a protective rubber skin. ~ The snowman is melting away quickly. You wonder how it has survived in this heat at all.. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30043 skeleton tiny dancing~ a tiny dancing skeleton~ A tiny dancing skeleton. ~ The skeleton taunts you and laughs. ~ 64|8388608 512 -50 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30044 hotel detective~ a hotel detective~ A detective is here tapping your calls. ~ She's got her ears to the walls and she's tapping the calls.. If you've got a secret...forget about it. The hotel detective says 'I own the place'. You check her out! ~ 64|8388608 512|32768|65536|1048576 0 S 23 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30045 monkey~ a monkey~ The dumb waiter is a monkey. ~ The monkey mimics you. The monkey looks at you. The monkey laughs. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 14 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30046 bellhop funky~ the funky bellhop~ The funky bellhop holds out his hand for a tip. ~ The bellhop wears a silly looking uniform and a really dumb looking hat. You laugh at him mercilessly. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30047 shriner~ a Shriner~ A Shriner offers to loan you his little car. ~ The Shriner is a fat and balding man with bad breath. He asks if you'd like to borrow his little car and go for a ride. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30048 angel~ an angel~ The gods have sent an angel to watch over you. ~ She hovers in the air here. You look into her eyes and fall into a trance. ~ 64|8388608 512|524288 1000 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30049 man~ the man in charge~ The man in charge doesn't like the way you look. ~ The man says 'We are out of furniture'. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30050 haggler baheem~ Baheem the Haggler~ Baheem the Haggler opens his coat and displays his wares to you. ~ He has a big old turban wrapped around his head and a scimitar by his side. Baheem looks deep into your eyes. Baheem says 'Let us make a deal'! ~ 4|64|8388608 512|32768 -100 S 24 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30051 face smilling yellow~ a smiling yellow face~ A smiling yellow face knocks at the door. ~ It's an enormous yellow smiley face, just like one of those stupid buttons you used to wear. It seems to just hover in place. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30052 cow~ the cow~ The cow is a friend to you. ~ She lives beneath the ocean, her only home is bone. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30053 snake~ the two-headed snake~ A two -headed snake slithers up to you. ~ The snake bites you! The snake bites you! Boy, that really did HURT! You have been poisoned. You can't get away! No way, you are still fighting! You have been KILLED! ~ 32|64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30054 spy~ the spy~ Someone appears in the room. ~ You can't do that. ~ 4|64|8388608 2|8|32|512|32768|65536 0 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30055 mr dj~ Mr. DJ~ Mr. DJ stands here making empty promises of fame and fortune. ~ Mr. DJ says 'I'd really like to help you'. He continues 'You scratch my back, and I'll scratch your record'. ~ 64|8388608 512|32768|1048576 -200 S 24 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30056 hypnotist~ a hypnotist~ A hypnotist of ladies stands here making you sleepy.. ~ You're getting sleepy, very sleepy. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy. You sleep. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30057 turkish turk woman~ a Turkish woman~ A Turkish woman is here looking for her date. ~ The Turkish woman frets and waits anxiously for her date. She is a very patient woman, as it has been a number of years that she has been waiting now. She thinks it could have something to do with renaming Constantinople to Istanbul, but you never know. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30058 ant~ an ant~ The ant comes marching in HOOORAA HOORAA! ~ The ant is about the size of your shoe. Don't tread on an ant, you'll end up black and blue. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 10 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30059 twin evil~ the evil twin~ John's evil twin stands here mimicking your every move. ~ John's evil twin is a fair weather friend ~ 64|8388608 512 -1000 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30060 mammal~ a mammal~ A mammal swims about playfully. ~ You really can't tell what it is. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 10 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30061 spider~ the spider~ The spider hangs here quietly. ~ Creepy...crawly...creepy...crawly... ~ 64|8388608 512 -1000 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30062 nightmare person~ a nightmare person~ A nightmare person is here dining quietly. ~ You see a person with dark hair, translucent skin, and a bad attitude. You know the type. ~ 2|4|64|8388608 512 -200 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30063 hot cha~ Hot Cha~ Hot Cha, where are you?. ~ In your dreams, or what? ~ 64|8388608 32|512 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30064 copy girl~ the copy shop girl~ The copy shop girl is here sleeping in the flowers. ~ A young girl is here asleep, avoiding her second day of work. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30065 famous person~ the famous person~ The famous person stands here, completely clueless. ~ The famous person's hair is blonde. You hear a phone ringing. It sounds as though it's coming from inside of her. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30066 doctor~ a doctor~ HELLO DOCTOR! ~ Just wanted you girls to have some fun too! Feel free to note me as to what you want him to look like...Rainman ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30067 fireman~ a fireman~ The fireman stands here enjoying a quick smoke. ~ The fireman is a lean man with broad shoulders. His hair is sandy brown, and stares back at you intently. He says 'What are you doing in my room?' You fumble for an answer. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30068 tommy~ Tommy~ Tommy is here, lost and wandering around aimlessly. ~ Tommy is moving some boxes that contain musical equipment. He looks kind of lost. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30069 whale~ the whale~ The whale lumbers along slowly and gracefully. ~ The whale is huge, and could probably swallow you whole in one bite. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30070 squid~ the squid~ The squid looks somewhat dangerous to you. ~ The squid reaches it's tentacles towards you...and attacks! ~ 32|64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30071 jason~ Jason~ Jason is here, leading countless argonauts into battle. ~ He is a crusty sailing man. He has long, flowing red hair and a beard. He seems to be looking for a monster to do battle with. He looks at you. Jason drools on himself. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 19 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30072 argonaut screaming~ a screaming argonaut~ An Argonaut is here screaming at you. ~ The argonaut follows the orders of his fearless leader Jason. He is well armored, and appears ready to engage in battle. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30073 lion~ the lion~ The lion takes the controls of the spaceship. ~ Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone. The lion waves good-bye to you. ~ 2|64|128|8388608 512 1000 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30074 venus girl~ the girl from Venus~ The girl from Venus begs you to kiss her for science. ~ The girl from Venus is beautiful. You kiss her. The girl kisses you. You become her love slave forever. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30075 jailor~ the jailor~ The jailor is here, trapped in his cell. ~ He is a pitiful sight, as he reaches through the bars and begs you to set him free. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30076 brother younger~ John's younger brother~ John's younger brother is his personal slave. ~ He carries a small basket with a head in it. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30077 universe man~ universe man~ Universe man is the size of the entire universe man! ~ He's HUGE! Judging from the size of his bulging muscles - you'd better think twice about messing with him! ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30078 person man~ person man~ Person man has been hit on the head with a frying pan. ~ Person man is a degraded man. He was hit on the head with a frying pan. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30079 carpenter~ the carpenter~ The carpenter is standing here looking quite bored. ~ The carpenter wanders around looking for something to fix. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30080 secretary~ the secretary~ The secretary ignores you and continues typing. ~ The secretary continues about doing mundane office work. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30081 skullhead~ the skullhead~ The skullhead is in front of you. ~ The skullhead is behind you now! ~ 64|8388608 512|32768|65536 0 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30082 bat~ a bat~ The bat hangs here listening to your every move. ~ The bat seems disinterested in you. ~ 64|8388608 512 -1000 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30083 dolphin~ the dolphin~ A dolphin tries to befriend you. ~ The dolphin swims about playfully, trying to teach you something. ~ 64|8388608 512|8192 0 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30084 koala bear~ the koala bear~ A kuddly kute koala bear looks a bit timid. ~ The koala looks down at you from the trees. It's so cute you couldn't possibly think of any reason to want to hurt it. ~ 64|8388608 512|524288 100 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30085 hog~ the hog~ The hog is here making a pig of itself. ~ The hog is here making a pig of itself. ~ 64|8388608 512 100 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30086 fox~ the fox~ The fox outsmarts you every time. ~ You look but see nothing. The fox has disappeared. ~ 64|8388608 512|32768|65536 0 S 14 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30087 ox~ the ox~ The Ox is wearing green socks. ~ He is quite large and strong. Perhaps you could take him for a ride. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 14 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30088 giraffe~ the giraffe~ The giraffe towers over you here. ~ The giraffe ignores you and continues to chew on foliage above your head. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30089 shrew~ the shrew~ A shrew is here needing to be tamed. ~ The shrew looks quite innocent and harmless. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30090 caribou~ the caribou~ A caribou charges at you fearlessly. ~ It appears to have been angered, better get out while you can! ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 14 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30091 dance instructor~ a dance instructor~ A dance instuctor tries to teach you to mosh. ~ For all those times you tried to dance and nearly broke your neck, here's your chance to learn something. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30092 lad's gal~ Lad's gal~ Lad's gal is hanging here to show him something needs a change. ~ She laughs and explains 'He's my lower half'. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #30093 lad~ Lad~ Lad is here, not quite getting the picture. ~ Lad looks quite sad. He rocks on his bar stool and drinks for two, pondering a time bomb in his mind. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 0 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30094 mortician~ a mortician~ A mortician looks at you and drools on himself. ~ He looks back at you and grins evilly. He's been looking for a corpse and yours will do nicely. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30095 yelling doll~ a yelling doll~ A doll is here yelling "small girl after all" at you. ~ It's a kewpie doll, just like the kind you once won at carnival. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 -100 S 12 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #30096 martin x~ Martin X~ Martin X is mad because they outlawed bell-bottoms. ~ Martin X wears his groovy bell-bottoms with pride. Don't laugh at him. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 21 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30097 uncle jack~ Uncle Jack~ Uncle Jack is a salty old sailor. ~ Jack tells you 'I've been trapped here quite a long time'. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30098 granddad old~ old granddad~ Old Granddad lives in the sea. ~ Old granddad looks quite at home here. ~ 64|8388608 512 0 S 19 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30099 a bloodhound~ a bloodhound~ A bloodhound waits for you here. ~ This dog looks at you and snarls. ~ 2|64|8388608 512 100 S 15 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #30100 a woman~ a woman~ A woman is here attempting to poison your mind. ~ You look at something written across her scalp. These are the words it faintly says as you try to call for help... 'THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO WELL, AND I'VE OFTEN BEEN TOLD THAT YOU ONLY CAN DO WHAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO WELL, AND THAT'S BE YOU, BE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE, BE LIKE YOURSELF...' ~ 64|8388608 512 -100 S 16 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #0 #OBJECTS #30001 suit red~ a red suit~ A red suit just like old St. Nick's.~ ~ 9 1024 1|1024 5 0 0 0 20 0 0 A 17 -5 E red~ It appears to be just the typical Santa rental suit - complete with white trim and black belt. It's a bit large for you.~ #30002 beard~ santa's beard~ A white beard just like Santa Claus.~ ~ 9 1024|4096 1|16 2 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 17 -1 #30003 ball chain~ a ball & chain~ A lucky ball & chain that was lost about four years ago.~ ~ 9 16 1|32 2 0 0 0 30 0 0 A 14 -100 A 2 -1 #30004 gown wedding~ a wedding gown~ A pearly white wedding gown is here glistening.~ ~ 9 1024|4096 1|8 3 0 0 0 20 0 0 A 17 -2 #30005 nightgown black moon number~ nightgown of the sullen moon~ A skimpy little black number is here just begging to be worn.~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 2 1 A 5 1 E label~ It is a designer label from Chez de Soleil of Hollywood.~ #30006 closet standing~ a standing closet~ A wooden closet stands in the corner.~ ~ 15 0 0 20 5 30007 0 5 0 0 #30007 shoehorn teeth~ a shoehorn with teeth~ A shoehorn, the kind with teeth is here.~ ~ 18 32 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 E teeth~ You know deep in your heart that there is no such thing.~ #30008 tape cassette~ a cassette tape~ A Young Fresh Fellows cassette tape box is here.~ ~ 13 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 E box tape~ Upon opening the box, you discover that the tape on the inside is actually Menudo. On the credits it lists Marc the Warrior as one of the guitarists.~ #30009 chair~ a chair~ A leather office chair has been moved here.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30010 record broken~ a broken record~ A broken plastic record is laying here.~ ~ 13 2|128|4096 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 3 0 E plastic broken record~ On the label it says "DBs"~ #30011 money~ the money~ A HUGE pile of coins gets your attention.~ ~ 20 0 1 5000 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30012 sapphire bullet~ a sapphire bullet~ A sapphire bullet gleams brightly here.~ ~ 1 1|2 1 0 0 -1 0 1 0 0 A 5 1 A 12 40 #30013 one pill~ one pill~ One pill is singing your favorite song!~ ~ 26 2|128 1|16384 16 606 63 63 1 0 0 E pill~ The pill sings "Life is a placebo, masquerading as a simile".~ #30014 denim pants~ snazzy denim pants~ A pair of snazzy denim pants is getting wrinkled here.~ ~ 9 4096 1|32 4 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 9 -10 A 12 25 #30015 little bottle~ a little bottle~ A little bottle shakes your shaky hand~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 1 5 -1 0 5 0 0 #30016 cupboard~ a cupboard~ An unappealing cupboard hangs on the wall~ ~ 15 0 0 10 5 -1 0 1 0 0 #30017 klaw~ a klaw~ Mr. Klaw's klaw klaws you!~ ~ 5 64|512 1|8192 0 12 20 5 10 0 0 A 13 12 A 18 2 A 19 1 A 17 -5 #30018 close-n-play~ a close-n-play~ A close-n-play is kickin out some jams here.~ ~ 4 2|64 1|16384 15 5 5 32 5 0 0 #30019 magic marker green~ a green magic marker~ A green magic marker writes on the back of your head.~ ~ 3 1 1|16384 12 5 5 70 2 0 0 #30020 binoculars~ some binoculars~ A pair of binoculars focus sharply on you.~ ~ 4 0 1|16384 15 6 6 44 2 0 0 #30021 helmet~ a helmet~ A infantryman's helmet has been forgotten here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 7 0 0 0 12 0 0 A 17 0 #30022 shoes ~ a pair of shoes~ A pair of shoes that are laced with irony lay here.~ ~ 9 4096 1|64 4 0 0 0 4 0 0 A 14 25 #30023 forehead prosthetic~ a big prosthetic forehead~ A big prosthetic forehead to cover your scars is lying here.~ ~ 27 64 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 25 #30024 smoke machine~ a smoke machine~ A smoke machine that should be turned off is here billowing toxic smoke.~ ~ 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30025 marshall stack amplifier~ a Marshall stack~ A Marshall stack amplifier is here blaring like a siren.~ ~ 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30026 toupee purple~ a purple toupee~ A purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.~ ~ 9 1|64 1|16 7 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 4 4 A 9 -20 #30027 rock~ a rock~ A rock is floating here.~ ~ 18 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 3 1 E rock~ Everyone wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.~ #30028 guitar silver~ a silver guitar~ A big silver guitar.~ ~ 5 64 1|8192 0 7 14 3 5 0 0 A 18 3 A 19 3 A 12 10 #30029 crane~ a crane~ A small crane is here looking needed.~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 12 18 8 5 0 0 #30030 dirt piece~ a piece of dirt~ A piece of dirt is lying here.~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 3 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 20 #30031 shell snail~ a snail shell~ A snail shell is where a snail belongs.~ ~ 9 32 1|8 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 17 -10 #30032 accordion~ an accordion~ An accordion is blasting polka music.~ ~ 5 2|1024 1|8192 0 10 20 12 5 0 0 A 17 -8 A 2 1 A 18 3 A 19 3 #30033 dice marble shiny pair~ a pair of shiny marble dice~ A pair of shiny marble dice is glowing here.~ ~ 8 32 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 1 E dice~ They look like little mice.~ #30034 hat megaphone~ a megaphone hat~ A megaphone hat looks silly but at least it works.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 4 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 23 -1 #30035 bell bottoms~ bell bottoms~ A pair of absolutely groovy bell bottoms is in a heap here.~ ~ 9 0 1|32 8 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 17 -1 A 14 40 #30036 pizza slice~ a slice of pizza~ A slice of deliciously greasy pizza is here.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30037 brittle peanut~ a piece of peanut brittle~ A piece of peanut brittle.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30038 pear~ a pear~ A nice ripe looking pear.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30039 bagel~ a bagel~ A plain toasted bagel.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30040 bean~ a bean~ A rather large bean.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30041 beer glass~ a glass of beer~ A large glass of beer.~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 3 3 8 0 1 0 0 #30042 bag beef~ a bag of beef~ A bag of dried pieces of beef.~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 20 5 0 0 1 0 0 #30043 beef dried~ some dried beef~ Some pieces of dried beef~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30044 chowder cup~ a cup of chowder~ A yummy cup of alternative lifestyle chowder.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30045 corn ear~ an ear of corn~ An ear of steamed corn on the cob.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30046 cauliflower creamed~ creamed cauliflower~ A portion of creamed cauliflower lies here.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30047 bottle vinegar white~ a bottle of vinegar~ A bottle of white vinegar.~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 1 1 14 1 1 0 0 #30048 egg large~ an egg~ A grade-A extra large egg is here.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30049 bacon sliced~ an order of bacon~ An order of sliced bacon.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30050 bread basket garlic~ a basket of garlic bread~ A basket of garlic bread.~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #30051 pie~ some pie~ A slice of delicious looking pie lies here.~ ~ 26 0 1|16384 1 39 15 0 1 0 0 #30052 jacket dinner~ a dinner jacket~ A dinner jacket with a bit of dinner on it hangs here.~ ~ 9 0 1|1024 5 0 0 0 6 0 0 #30053 bench warm~ a bench~ A warm bench to sit on is here.~ ~ 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30054 telegram secret~ a secret telegram~ A telegram reads "COMMENCE OFFICIAL INTERPLANETARY EXPLORATION"~ ~ 2 32 1|16384 15 44 2 56 5 0 0 #30055 skullhead~ a skullhead~ A skullhead laughs at you as it lies here. It has something engraved on it.~ ~ 18 1 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 E inscription~ The engraving reads: 'PROPERTY OF CONSTANTINOPLE JAIL. DO NOT COPY'.~ E engraving~ The engraving reads: 'PROPERTY OF CONSTANTINOPLE JAIL. DO NOT COPY'.~ #30056 puppet head~ the puppet head~ The puppet head is busted in.~ ~ 18 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 E head~ Put your hand inside... Put your hand inside... Put your hand inside the puppet head.~ #30057 heart weak~ a weak heart~ A weak heart beats for you here.~ ~ 26 0 1|16384 20 4 17 2 5 0 0 A 1 -1 #30058 hat furry~ a furry hat~ A hat made of fur is here looking fashionable.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 0 #30059 overcoat fleshy~ a fleshy overcoat~ A overcoat made from human skin is laying here..~ ~ 9 0 1|8 7 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 1 #30060 mask elastic~ an elastic mask~ A mask made of elastic is hiding here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 5 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 19 1 #30061 boat car~ a boat of car~ A boat of car has fingernail marks on the windshield.~ ~ 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 E boat~ Water is spraying from the top. ~ #30062 ring mood~ a mood ring~ A ring of changing colors matches your ever-changing mood.~ ~ 9 0 1|2 5 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 25 #30063 rope long~ a long long rope~ A rope fit for hanging from is hanging here.~ ~ 9 0 1|4 2 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30064 table kitchen~ a kitchen table~ A wooden table is in the corner.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30065 hearing aid~ a hearing aid~ A hearing-aid has been turned way down here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 3 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 9 0 #30066 milk glass~ a glass of milk~ A glass of milk is balancing here.~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 2 2 10 0 5 0 0 #30067 coffee mug~ a coffee mug~ A mug of coffee has a strange appearance.~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 20 1 -1 0 5 0 0 #30068 note reminder list~ a reminder note~ A list of the dumb things you gotta do is here.~ ~ 2 0 1|16384 22 1 66 36 5 0 0 #30069 chart medical~ a medical chart~ A medical chart with a random zig-zag lies here.~ ~ 2 64 1|16384 15 15 15 15 1 0 0 #30070 bell dinner~ a dinner bell~ Dinner bell dinner bell ring, a dinner bell does the bell thing.~ ~ 3 0 1|16384 10 12 12 12 1 0 0 #30071 dust snail~ snail dust~ A bit of dust is here glowing.~ ~ 4 1 1|16384 20 8 8 67 5 0 0 #30072 idea wrong~ a wrong idea~ A wrong idea is here to tempt you.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0 A 4 1 #30073 spacesuit suit~ a spacesuit~ A silver spacesuit has been discarded here.~ ~ 9 1|32 1|8 8 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 1 #30074 skis water~ some water skis~ A pair of water skis have been dropped here.~ ~ 9 0 1|64 4 0 0 0 3 0 0 A 14 50 #30075 lame gold~ gold lame~ Gold Lame will turn your brain around.~ ~ 9 64 1|4 9 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 2 #30076 bonnet~ a bonnet~ A blue bonnet has been left here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 5 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 12 25 #30077 bone piece~ a piece of bone~ A piece of bone is at home here.~ ~ 18 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 #30078 groceries bag~ a bag of groceries~ A bag of groceries was accidentally taken off the shelf.~ ~ 15 0 0 40 1 0 0 5 0 0 #30079 watch hand~ a watch with a minute hand~ A watch ticks here.~ ~ 9 0 1|4096 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 1 1 #30080 dress bullet-proof~ a bullet-proof dress~ A bullet-proof dress hangs from a clothesline here.~ ~ 9 64 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 19 2 A 17 -5 #30081 clock grandfather~ a grandfather clock~ The spring of a grandfather clock is unwinding.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30082 voodoo doll~ a voodoo doll~ A voodoo doll looks familiar to you.~ ~ 12 16|128|512|4096 1|16384 0 0 0 0 40 0 0 A 1 -4 E doll~ The doll resembles a Republican President from long ago. The arms have been cut off. You scream as you come to the realization that this is another one of those trash dolls that won't go away. You can't let go of it.~ #30083 chair charred smoking~ a charred and smoking chair~ A charred chair is here still smoking.~ ~ 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30084 button ask~ an "ask me" button~ A small button has been dropped here.~ ~ 9 0 1|512 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 A 19 1 #30085 badge sailor's~ a sailor's badge~ An official looking badge has been discarded here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16384 5 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 2 2 #30086 bottle jim beam~ a bottle of Jim Beam~ A bottle of Jim Beam is here looking quite handsome.~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 10 10 5 0 4 0 0 #30087 hat stupid~ a stupid looking hat~ A stupid looking hat has been left here intentionally.~ ~ 9 4096 1|16 6 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 17 -8 A 4 -1 #30088 shovel~ a shovel~ A heavy shovel looks like a pretty good weapon.~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 7 15 7 20 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 #30089 fork~ a fork~ A small silver fork gleams brightly here.~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 8 17 2 2 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 1 #30090 alarm clock~ an alarm clock~ An alarm clock wakes you up just a little.~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 #30091 answering machine~ an answering machine~ An answering machine has been sunk here.~ ~ 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30092 tv big television~ a big screen television~ A huge 55" rear-projection TV with Picture in Picture sits here.~ ~ 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30093 stereo~ a stereo~ A stereo is playing some groovy music here.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30094 loveseat~ a loveseat~ A loveseat made of designer leopard material looks quite inviting here.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30095 fridge refrigerator~ a refrigerator~ A refrigerator that's always full of beer is here.~ ~ 15 0 0 100 5 0 0 5 0 0 #30096 bed water~ a bed~ An irresistible water bed is here.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30097 pick guitar~ a guitar pick~ An unimportant guitar pick is laying here.~ ~ 18 32 1|128 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30098 fireplace fire~ a fireplace~ A fireplace with a cozy fire to curl up next to is burning brightly.~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30099 jacuzzi tub hot~ a Jacuzzi hot tub~ An inviting Jacuzzi hot tub is here steaming and bubbling.~ ~ 15 2|262144 0 1500 0 0 1 5 0 0 #30100 shower stall~ a shower~ A shower stall stands here.~ ~ 15 262144 0 1500 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30101 nightstand small~ a nightstand~ A small nightstand is next to the bed.~ ~ 15 0 0 20 5 0 0 5 0 0 #30102 handcuffs shiny~ a pair of handcuffs~ A pair of shiny handcuffs is here just waiting to be used.~ ~ 9 0 1|128 9 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 30 #30103 letterbox box~ a letterbox~ A letterbox is hanging here.~ ~ 15 0 0 25 5 0 0 5 0 0 #30104 fountain marble~ a marble fountain~ A beautiful marble fountain is gushing here.~ ~ 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #30105 rose red long~ a rose~ Nothing's smelling like a rose, but you don't care.~ ~ 8 1024 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 1 1 #30106 bar wet~ a wet bar~ A fully stocked bar is here so help yourself.~ ~ 15 0 0 100 1 0 0 5 0 0 #30107 skin~ some skin~ Some skin to call your own is laying here.~ ~ 9 0 1|8 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 20 #30108 beer bottle dark~ a bottle of Rainman's home-brew~ A bottle of dark beer looks quite tasty.~ ~ 17 0 1 3 3 4 0 1 0 0 E label~ The label reads "Rainman's thick and tasty home-brew"~ #30109 skull human~ a human skull~ You turn around to find a human skull on the ground.~ ~ 13 128|4096 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 0 A 1 0 E skull~ The word "THEY" is carved on the forehead of the skull.~ #30110 glass spy~ a spy glass~ A spy glass looks right through you here.~ ~ 3 32|64 1|16384 20 10 10 44 5 0 0 #30111 charm good luck~ a good luck charm~ A good luck charm would look better hanging off of your arm.~ ~ 8 64|1024|4096 1|4096 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 17 -10 A 5 1 #30112 arms loving love~ some loving arms~ You need some love love loving arms.~ ~ 18 0 1|256 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30113 microscope~ a microscope~ A microscope reveals the scope of your very best intentions.~ ~ 4 0 1|16384 15 6 6 77 5 0 0 #30114 phone~ a ringing phone~ The phone is ringing but it's not for you.~ ~ 13 0 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30115 hat fireman's~ a fireman's hat~ A hard red hat lays here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 4 0 0 0 5 0 0 #30116 crown~ a crown~ The crown of the King of Cuba lays here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 4 1 #30117 scepter~ a scepter~ A beautiful scepter lies here.~ ~ 9 0 1|16384 5 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 1 #30118 trenchcoat~ a trenchcoat~ A long trenchcoat is good for hiding things.~ ~ 15 0 1|1024 100 1 -1 0 5 0 0 #30119 cat food~ cat food~ Smell the cat food in your bank account~ ~ 20 32 1 5000 0 0 0 5 0 0 #0 #ROOMS #30001 Entrance to Cage and Aquarium~ You fall into a brightly lit yet very surreal looking field. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and you are suddenly overtaken by an overwhelming feeling of love. Unfortunately, at the same time you're starting to get a nagging feeling that something is also terribly amiss. Looking up, you watch the opening that you entered through from above close up and disappear. As you look around, you notice a small welcoming sign. Beyond the sign there is a path leading down to a road. ~ 0 4 2 D5 The path leads down to a main road.~ down path~ 0 -1 30002 E sign~ The sign reads: **************************** * * * WELCOME TO * * CAGE AND AQUARIUM * * * * * * - NO Solicitors - * * * **************************** | | | | | | ^\ /^ At your feet you notice a strange looking rock.~ E rock~ Pushing the rock aside reveals a tattered and rotting note.~ E note tattered~ Yuck! This note has apparently been under this rock for some time. You can barely make out the illegible writing. You think it might say: loS nom ruoP samX yrreM niaR~ E sun~ The sun is a mass of incandescent gas... suddenly you recall learning that Soleil means Sun in French.~ E bird birds~ The birds are colored blue and seem very friendly!~ E up~ The entrance has disappeared.~ S #30002 Somewhere on Toddler Hiway~ You stand on a road named Toddler Hiway. The road looks as though it runs in a straight line to the east and west. There is a small path on a hill leading up and perhaps back out of this crazy place. To the south you see an old and beaten up camping trailer. There is a lot of screaming going on in there, so maybe now is not such a good time to knock on the door. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30007 D2 The door is tightly closed, but looks as though it might just fall off of it's hinges at any moment! On the door there is a note.~ door~ 1 -1 30003 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30015 D4 The path leads back up to the entrance to Cage and Aquarium.~ up path~ 0 -1 30001 E east~ Toddler Hiway continues to the east for quite a ways.~ E west~ Toddler Hiway leads on to the west.~ E up hill path~ There is a small beaten pathway up the hill.~ E south~ There is a very long trailer parked here. Kind of looks like it's already been on it's last road trip. There is a door to the inside, but it is closed.~ E note~ Upon closer inspection, you see that the note reads: "WHEN IT RAINS, IT SNOWS". Wonder what that could mean?~ E trailer~ The trailer is very very long and very very beaten up. There are a number of stickers pasted all over the side, and also there is some strange graffiti painted underneath the window.~ E stickers~ One of the stickers is the emblem of the state of West Virginia. Where the heck is that?~ E graffiti~ The graffiti must have been done by some hoodlum. It says " LeGiOn WaS hErE!". With any luck, you can avoid the mean spirited creep who did this.~ S #30003 A Kitchen in the Long Long Trailer~ You enter the kitchen in the long long trailer. What a mess! There are broken dishes everywhere. It looks like there has been a party happening here. You notice a small piece of mistletoe hanging from the ceiling. Gads! Is it Christmas already? Where does the time go? ~ 0 8 0 D0 The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. This was kind of a dumb spot to put a trailer.~ door~ 1 -1 30002 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30004 E dishes broken~ You are sure that these broken dishes can not be mended.~ E mistletoe~ The mistletoe is very small and green, and as you suspected, it is made of plastic. Better get out from underneath or you'll end of kissing someone!~ S #30004 The Hallway in the Long Long Trailer~ Carefully, you move through a cramped hallway in the trailer. There are some unframed photographs pinned to the wall here. To the north there is a kitchen and south is a bedroom. ~ 0 8 0 D0 The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. This was kind of a dumb spot to put a trailer.~ door~ 0 -1 30003 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30005 E north kitchen~ There is a lot of screaming going on in there, which makes you feel like getting out of here!~ E bedroom south~ Much like your own bedroom, there is not much going on in there.~ E photos photographs wall~ There is one picture of Albert Einstein wearing a black leather jacket, and another picture of Copernicus. Pretty interesting decor for a trailer.~ S #30005 Bedroom in the Long Long Trailer~ The bedroom of the trailer is in shambles. The bed is unmade and there is trash littered all over the floor. Pity the person who has to clean up this mess! To the north is a small hallway and to the south is a door. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30004 D2 You see the street.~ south~ 1 -1 30006 E hall hallway north~ The hall looks small and cramped. You try to remember if you really are claustrophobic or not.~ E door south~ You can only hope that this door will exit to the outside.~ S #30006 Somewhere on Roosevelt Avenue~ You stand on what must be the main road in town. To the north is a trailer. ~ 0 0 1 D0 This door is closed tight, and you hear a lot of screaming going on inside the trailer~ door~ 1 -1 30005 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30021 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30030 E west~ To the west is door.~ E east~ The road appears to continue to the east.~ E north~ There is a door to the trailer parked along this road. It looks pretty much abandoned, but you hear someone screaming inside.~ S #30007 On Toddler Hiway North~ You're walking along Toddler Hiway, taking in the sights. The road continues to run east and west. There is a building to the south. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30009 D2 The sign says "Sorry, we are closed".~ door south~ 1 -1 30008 D3 Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~ West~ 0 -1 30002 S #30008 The Book Depository~ You enter a dimly lit warehouse. There are stacks of books and magazines everywhere. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~ door north~ 1 -1 30007 E books magazines~ These books and magazines are piled all the way to the ceiling. You can hardly make your way through the room.~ S #30009 Along Toddler Hiway North~ The road continues to the east and to the west. To the south you see a small lane. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30010 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30031 D3 Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~ West~ 0 -1 30007 S #30010 Toddler Hiway North~ The road continues to the west. To the east there is a bend in the road. To the south is a building. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30014 D2 Looking south you see a door.~ south~ 1 -1 30011 D3 Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~ West~ 0 -1 30009 S #30011 The Upside-down Apartment~ This is a small studio apartment where - HEY! Everything is upside down! You check to make sure that you're not just drunk again, then start looking around. On the desk there is a globe. You smell something cooking in the kitchen. ~ 0 8 0 D0 Looking through the window you can see the street.~ north~ 1 -1 30010 D1 You see Third Street.~ east~ 2 -1 30027 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30012 E globe~ This is a globe of the earth, with a hole in it.~ E ~ ~ S #30012 Kitchen in the Upside-down Apartment~ You are standing in the small kitchen of an apartment. On the east wall there is an outlet by the lightswitch that has a strange glow emanating from it. Some bacon has been left cooking on the stove. You hear a sound coming from the roof. ~ 0 8 0 D0 The stereo is quite loud in the next room.~ north~ 0 -1 30011 D1 The outlet seems to glow.~ outlet light lightswitch~ 0 -1 30013 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30034 E sound roof~ The sound upon the roof is only water.~ S #30013 The Outlet by the Light Switch~ The outlet has a very strange glow about it - so you crawl in. ~ 0 1|8|512 0 D3 A strong scent of frying bacon assails your nostrils.~ west kitchen~ 0 -1 30012 S #30014 Toddler Hiway North at Third Street~ Toddler Hiway ends here at Third Street, which leads south. ~ 0 0 1 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30027 D3 Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~ West~ 0 -1 30010 S #30015 Toddler Hiway North at the Alley~ The road runs east and west through this very strange place. To the south is a small alley. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30002 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30017 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30016 S #30016 A Dead-end on Toddler Hiway North~ The road comes to an abrupt end. To the west there is some impenetrable thicket and brush, as well as a very high fence. The road continues back to the east as far as you can see. ~ 0 0 1 D1 The road continues to the east as far as your eyes can see.~ east~ 0 -1 30015 S #30017 The Back Alley~ You enter a dark back alley. To the west is a forest of thicket, brush, and pricker bushes. Trying to cross it would be impossible. To the east you see a very long trailer. The alley runs north and south. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30015 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30018 S #30018 The Back Alley~ The dark alley continues north and south. The surface is paved with cobblestones, which makes it difficult to walk. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30017 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30019 S #30019 The Back Alley~ To the north you see a dark alley, and to the south you see a main road. A small shack is to the west. To the east is a trailer, behind some bushes. ~ 0 1 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30018 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30030 D3 A shoddy looking shack is falling apart here.~ west door~ 1 30007 30020 S #30020 The Hideaway~ You enter a shabby shack with broken furniture. The place looks like it has never been cleaned, as dust and soot layers every object in the room. There is a staircase on the other side of the room. ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 The door leads back to the street.~ east ~ 1 -1 30019 S #30021 Roosevelt Avenue~ The road continues east and west. There is a smelly building to the north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 The building to the north smells really bad.~ north door~ 1 -1 30035 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30023 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30006 S #30023 Roosevelt Avenue~ The road continues to the east and west. You see that a small lane leads to the north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30033 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30024 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30021 S #30024 Along Roosevelt Avenue~ The road continues east and west. You see a door of a small building to the north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 This door seems to be seldom used.~ north~ 1 -1 30034 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30026 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30023 S #30026 Corner of Roosevelt Avenue and Third Street~ A signpost shows that Third Street runs North from here. Roosevelt Avenue continues to the west. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30029 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30024 S #30027 Third Street~ You are on Third Street. The road leads north and south. To the west you see a small door to a building. ~ 0 0 1 D0 The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~ door north~ 0 -1 30014 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30028 D3 There is a building to the west.~ west door~ 2 -1 30011 S #30028 Third Street at the Bridge~ An old stone bridge leads east over some water here. You notice some graffiti painted on it. ~ 0 0 1 D0 The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~ door north~ 0 -1 30027 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30036 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30029 E graffiti bridge~ The graffiti reads: " I dOn'T wAnT tHe WoRlD - I jUsT wAnT yOuR hAlF". Must be that LeGiOn guy again. You shrug your shoulders and move on.~ S #30029 Third Street~ You continue along Third Street, which runs north and south. To the west you see a small door. ~ 0 0 1 D0 The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~ door north~ 0 -1 30028 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30026 D3 There is a building to the west.~ west~ 1 -1 30034 S #30030 Roosevelt Avenue at the Alley~ This road runs towards the east with a dark alley going north. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30019 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30006 S #30031 A Lane~ You are on a quiet, shady lane. To the north you can see Toddler Hiway. The lane continues to the south. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30009 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30032 S #30032 A Lane~ You are walking along a quiet lane which runs north and south. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30031 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30033 S #30033 A Lane~ You stroll down a quiet and shaded lane, which runs north and south. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30032 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30023 S #30034 A Bedroom in the Upside-down Apartment~ You enter a comfortably small bedroom of someone's house. The windows seem to be covered with something. The walls are lined with rubber. There are some nasty stains on the walls. ~ 0 8 1 D0 The stereo is quite loud in the next room.~ north~ 0 -1 30012 D1 To the east is Third Street.~ east~ 1 -1 30029 D2 You see the street through the door window.~ south~ 1 -1 30024 E window~ The windows are covered with lead.~ E stains~ These appear to be tear stains. How sad.~ S #30035 The Burn-Smell Factory~ You enter a building that was once a factory of some sort, but seems to have been abandoned. A street vendor is selling his wares here. ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 You see the street.~ south~ 1 -1 30021 S #30036 The Other Side of the Bridge~ You stand in a small park. There are beautiful trees and flowers everywhere. A small stone bridge leads off to the west. ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30037 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30046 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30045 D3 The bridge leads off to the west.~ west~ 0 -1 30028 S #30037 A Park~ You are walking on a path in a beautiful park. There is some sort of monolith to the south. The path continues to the north. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30038 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30036 E monolith~ The statue seems to beg you to come closer.~ S #30038 A Park~ This park was mostly quiet and serene, but now you hear some shouting to the south. ~ 0 0 3 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30039 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30037 S #30039 A Park~ You seem to have walked into the middle of some sort of demonstration going on in the park. Better get out, or you'll be toast! ~ 0 0 3 D3 The bridge leads off to the west.~ west~ 0 -1 30038 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30040 S #30040 A Bus Depot~ You stand in an old bus station that no longer seems to be in use. You feel an ominous presence about you as you try to decide which way to go. ~ 0 8 9 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30041 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30039 S #30041 A Bus Depot~ You walk through the bus station all alone. It's pretty vacant here. You see a door to the east. Perhaps you should look through the keyhole first. ~ 0 1|8 9 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30040 D1 You look through the keyhole. You hum "our only home is bone" to yourself.~ door east keyhole~ 1 30077 30047 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30042 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30046 S #30042 A Bus Depot~ You stand in a quiet and abandoned bus station. Torn posters of far away places adorn the walls, and the floor is littered with trash and debris. ~ 0 1|8 9 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30041 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30043 S #30043 Dupont Pavilion~ You enter a small building in the park. There are tables and chairs set up all about the room, as though it is a banquet hall. Strange music faintly whispers in your ears. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30044 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30042 S #30044 A Park~ The park is so quiet and serene that you think this might be a good place to rest awhile. There is a huge field of flowers to the north. ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30045 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30043 S #30045 A Park~ The flowers in this park are absolutely beautiful, and look like an inviting place to take a nap. Rows of dandelions are growing all around you. ~ 0 0 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30036 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30044 S #30046 A Courtyard~ You are standing in a quiet courtyard in the park. A very large statue made of stone stands on a pedestal here. There are beautiful flowers everywhere, this place is quite serene. You think you hear strange music coming from somewhere. You see a grate near you feet. ~ 0 0 2 D3 The bridge leads off to the west.~ west~ 0 -1 30036 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30041 D5 ~ grate down~ 1 -1 30053 S #30047 Hall of Heads~ You enter a dimly lit room You hear strange music coming fom the east, although the sound is somewhat muffled. There is a plaque on the wall. ~ 0 1|8|8192 0 D1 The hall continues to the east. You peer through the keyhole and remember that the skullhead is always in front of you.~ door east keyhole~ 1 30055 30048 D3 You see a desolate bus depot.~ west~ 1 30077 30041 E plaque~ Welcome to the Hall of Heads.~ S #30048 Hall of Heads~ The hallway seems to continue east and west. The doors are shut and locked, and you try to decide which key to use. ~ 0 1|8|8192 0 D1 you look through the keyhole and remember put your hand inside the puppet head.~ door east keyhole~ 1 30056 30049 D3 Too dark to tell.~ west~ 1 30055 30047 S #30049 Hall of Heads~ The hallway is dark and haunting. You begin to wonder if you should continue any further on this journey. ~ 0 1|8|8192 0 D1 The hallway continues to the east. You need some love love loving arms.~ door east keyhole~ 1 30112 30050 D3 The hall continues east and west.~ west~ 1 30056 30048 S #30050 Hall of Heads~ You stand in a darkened hallway, looking for a way out. You see that there is yet another door to the east. Perhaps this is Maxwell Smart's old hang out... ~ 0 1|8|8192 0 D1 You could sure use one of those rocks to wind a piece of string around. You remember someone once put a rock in your coffee mug.~ door east keyhole~ 1 30027 30051 D3 The hallway continues to the west.~ west~ 1 30112 30049 S #30051 Hall of Heads~ The hall is dark and eerie, and again there is another door on the other side of the room.. You hear the strange music blaring from the other side of the east door. It is so deafening that you could scream. ~ 0 1|8|8192 0 D1 The music is quite load now.~ door east keyhole~ 1 30027 30052 D3 The door continues west.~ west~ 1 30027 30050 S #30052 A Little Empire~ This room is the most awful sight you've ever witnessed. There is garbage everywhere, and the walls have been painted with blood. The music is so loud in here you can no longer stand it. There is a sign on the other side of the room. You notice a large inkspot where you stand. ~ 0 1|8|8192 0 D3 The hallway leads west.~ west~ 1 30027 30051 E sign~ The sign reads, "Pro's Only".~ S #30053 A Sewer Pipe~ This is a narrow pipe with a ladder. Boy does it stink! You quell the sudden urge to heave your guts right where you stand...for now anyways. ~ 0 1|4|8|2048 0 D4 ~ ~ 1 -1 30046 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30054 S #30054 A Sewer Pipe~ Ugh! It stinks so bad in here you may toss your cookies at any moment. You frantically search for a way out. ~ 0 1|8 6 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30053 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30055 S #30055 A Sewer Pipe~ You begin praying to Cthuhlu that there is a way out of this pipe. ~ 0 1|8 1 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30056 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30054 S #30056 The Ocean~ The pipe spills you out into a deep blue sea. You can see the sludge dripping from the pipe. Now, where to go from here? ~ 0 4 6 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30055 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30065 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30057 E pipe~ The water running down the pipe looks like a snake to you.~ S #30057 Down to Cowtown~ You don your mask and head down to the depths. The ocean life forms seem to thrive here, perhaps the pipe sludge isn't all that bad. ~ 0 0 11 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30058 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30064 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30056 S #30058 Cowtown~ You swim between the coral formations and begin to wonder if there is really anything down here after all. ~ 0 0 11 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30057 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30059 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30063 S #30059 Cowtown~ The water is quite murky here and it is getting harder to see. You look around and try to decide which way to go. ~ 0 0 11 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30058 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30060 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30062 S #30060 Cowtown~ You swim a little faster and can see the shadow of a huge form near you. The water is starting to feel a bit colder. ~ 0 0 11 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30059 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30061 S #30061 Cowtown~ The water continues to grow colder down here, and your mask is fogging up. There is an inviting presence here, and you feel the urge to continue searching for life forms. ~ 0 0 11 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30062 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30060 S #30062 Cowtown~ The water is quite cold and you probably won't be able to stand it much longer. ~ 0 0 11 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30063 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30059 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30061 S #30063 Cowtown~ The corals around you are fire red in color and seem to thrive under these conditions. You squint and look around, trying to decide which way to go. ~ 0 0 11 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30064 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30058 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30062 S #30064 Cowtown~ The channel in the reef seems to split here. The corals are an angry fire red, the kind that can kill you with merely a touch. You carefully make your way through one of the channels. ~ 0 0 11 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30057 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30063 S #30065 The Ocean~ You tumble about in the angry ocean. The waves are quite rough here, and seem to slam you and your boat from every direction. It's tough to maintain control over which direction you go. To the east you see a beach, and wonder if you can make it there. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30089 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30066 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30056 S #30066 The Ocean~ The spray from the rough water hits you in the face. The gurgling water is quite rough here, and seems to show no mercy. It almost seems as though the waves want to intentionally smash you into the sharp rocks. To the east you see a beach, and hope that you can get there and find some relief from the storm that rains down on you. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30065 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30067 S #30067 The Ocean~ You continue to tumble in the ocean waves. To the east you see a beach, but cannot seem to get past the reef. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30066 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30068 S #30068 The Ocean~ You are thrown about by the ocean waves, and you do your utmost to maintain control of your boat. To the east you see a beautiful beach, but you can't seem to get there from here. ~ 0 0 6 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30067 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30069 S #30069 The Ocean~ You are tossed around helplessly by the ocean waves. You look up and see that you might be able to reach the beach from here. In a desperate attempt to save your skin, you reach for a branch that hangs over the edge and... ~ 0 0 6 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30068 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30076 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30070 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30107 S #30070 The Ocean~ Your boat tosses and turns in the waves, which makes you feel somewhat queasy. To the east you can see a beach. To the north is a reef which cannot be penetrated. To the west and south you see more open ocean. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30069 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30075 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30071 S #30071 The Ocean~ The ocean water churns in a whirlpool here. The water begins to suck you and your boat under. You have lost control and must take desperate measures to escape. ~ 0 4 7 S #30072 The Ocean~ The spray from the water hits you in the face, and the salty water stings your eyes and leaves a bad taste in your mouth. It's a good thing that you have an ample supply of fresh water with you. You DO have an ample supply of fresh water, don't you? To the west you see some dark high cliffs and unforgiving sharp rocks. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30071 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30075 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30073 S #30073 The Ocean~ You are headed towards the sharp rocks. In a desperate attempt to save your skin, you steer your boat clear. You see more rocks to the west and south. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30072 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30074 E rocks~ The rocks are scattered about in the water in front of a very high cliff. ~ S #30074 The Ocean~ You do your best to navigate these rough waters. The ocean tosses you about making you feel sick again. To the south is the sheer face of a dark cliff and more rocks. Far in the distance you see what appears to be a tiny island. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30075 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30077 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30073 S #30075 The Ocean~ You are tossed about by the ocean waves. To the west and south you see a high cliff and some sharp rocks. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30070 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30076 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30074 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30072 S #30076 The Ocean~ The waves are pretty rough here, and the ocean levels seem to be rising up. The wind has picked up a little also, and ties your hair into little knots as it blows in most every direction at once. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30069 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30085 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30077 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30075 S #30077 The Ocean~ You see open ocean in every direction. The waves spill into your boat, and the water seems to be getting rougher. The ocean spray slaps you in the face, almost as if to challenge you with it's gauntlet. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30076 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30080 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30078 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30074 S #30078 The Ocean~ There are more rocks to the south and west. Hitting them would be the end of your little adventure, so you do your best to turn and head in another direction. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30077 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30079 S #30079 The Ocean~ You toss and tumble about in the angry ocean. You squint and look around for signs of dry land which would hopefully offer some relief from this cauldron that brews with the screams of all those who lost their lives to the sea. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30080 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30082 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30078 S #30080 The Ocean~ The water surges and roars with a pounding crash against the bow of your boat. The taste of salt water stings your throat as yet another wave breaks and slams into your face. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30085 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30081 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30079 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30077 S #30081 The Ocean~ The black ocean waves seem to have taken a life of their own. As they crash furiously against your boat, you wonder about the safety of your own life. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30086 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30084 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30082 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30080 S #30082 The Ocean~ You continue tumbling along the ocean waves. To the east are more sharp rocks. There is a chasm to the south. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30081 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30083 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30079 S #30083 The Chasm~ You enter a large chasm which must have been cut into the rocks over years and years of time. To the north you see the ocean and hear a pounding surf roar as it crashes against some rocks. ~ 0 1|8 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30082 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30142 S #30084 The Ocean~ The ocean waters pummel and pound your boat, the fury of the wind drives the waves over the bow. The ocean here treats you in a most unforgiving way. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30087 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30081 S #30085 The Ocean~ The roar of the air shouts in your ears and you think you may go mad if you don't find dry land soon. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30086 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30080 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30076 S #30086 The Ocean~ You ride the waves of a screaming ocean. The waves toss you up and down in a relentless way. You hang on a little tighter and hope your boat doesn't come apart. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30087 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30081 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30085 S #30087 The Ocean~ The ocean surrounds you and seems to bubble and roar with an anger you have never witnessed. The water is an ominous and deep black. The wind roars and seems to call your name... ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30088 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30084 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30086 S #30088 The Ocean~ The wind rips through your hair and the waves toss and turn your boat in every direction. You do your best to navigate, but it doesn't seem to do any good. The waves seem to carry you any way they choose. You say a little prayer to Cthulhu and hang on tighter, just to keep from being thrown to the wolves. Uh, waves. I mean waves. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 32100 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30087 S #30089 The Ocean~ The ocean waters rise and fall with an angry precision. The salty wind howls in your ears and feels as though it is scratching your face with tiny daggers. The water and air seem to be alive with a vengeance that scares you to the bottom of your soul. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30090 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30102 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30065 S #30090 The Ocean~ The water is nearly black and you notice it is quite cold as a wave slams over your bow and splashes your face. The salty water stings your eyes and leaves an awful taste in your mouth. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30091 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30089 S #30091 The Ocean~ Huge waves pound you from all directions. The sea rumbles and grumbles at you, almost as though it knows you are intruding here. The sky is gray and hazy, and a cold wind slaps you in the face. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30092 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30102 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30090 S #30092 The Ocean~ The ocean is alive with the mighty roar of crashing waves and howling winds. You do your best to avoid smashing in to the sharp rocks along the shoreline. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30093 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30101 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30091 S #30093 The Ocean~ The roar of the waves concerns you a little. You hang on for dear life as you crash over another wave, and the salty spray of the sea slaps you in the face. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30094 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30100 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30092 S #30094 The Ocean~ Cold dark waves crash against your boat with a fury you have never experienced. The wind plows through your hair and screams in your ears. You start to wonder if it was such a good idea to go exploring today. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30095 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30099 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30093 S #30095 The Ocean~ The ocean levels rise and fall like the breathing of a great giant. The waves seem almost as though they are alive. The rhythmic sighs of the waves toss you about like a floundering fish. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30096 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30098 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30094 S #30096 The Ocean~ The ocean waves toss you about relentlessly. You are starting to wonder if you'll make it out of this place alive. You fear for your life as you furiously bail water from the bottom of your boat. ~ 0 0 7 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30171 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30097 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30095 S #30097 The Ocean~ The ocean waters breach the sides of your boat and pour in. The salty mist sprays you in the face and stings your eyes. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30096 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30103 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30098 S #30098 The Ocean~ You flounder in the misty sea, doing your best to maintain control of your boat. The waves slam over your bow and your vessel takes in some water. You search desperately for something to bail with. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30095 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30097 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30105 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30099 S #30099 The Ocean~ The wind screams in your ears and the ocean waves try to tear control of your vessel from you. The waves toss you about as though you're not even there. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30094 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30098 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30100 S #30100 The Ocean~ You hear the winds howl across the waves as it sprays more salty water into your face. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30093 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30099 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30101 E wind~ The wind seems to say, "Hello, Hello". "I'm the one who loves you so".~ S #30101 The Ocean~ The misty sea spins your boat and tries to steal control from you. The waves toss you about and gives a new meaning to the word 'seasick'. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30092 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30100 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30102 S #30102 The Ocean~ You recall how you longed to learn how to sail, and do your best to navigate the rough waters. The waves are relentless, and seem to slam your boat from all directions. You hope you find dry land soon. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30091 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30101 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30089 S #30103 The Ocean~ The waves toss you up and down and up and down. You get queasy, hang your head over the side and release your last meal. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30097 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30104 S #30104 The Ocean~ You do your best to navigate the waters. The waves toss you about like a fish. You hang on and try to ride it out ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30103 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30131 S #30105 The Ocean~ The cold ocean waters spray over the bow of your boat and slam into your face. The waters seem to be getting quite rough here. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30098 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30106 S #30106 The Ocean~ The ocean waves toss you about relentlessly. You do your best to navigate your vessel away from the sharp rocks. ~ 0 0 7 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30105 S #30107 A Beach~ You stand on a small beach. You recall how good it feels to be on solid ground. The sand here is black and silty. The beach continues to the north and east. To the south you see the ocean, but there is a huge reef that you cannot sail past. Looking down, it appears you might be able to launch your boat from there. ~ 0 4 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30108 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30117 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30069 S #30108 A Beach~ You are standing on a long stretch of beach on what must be a small uninhabited island. Well, you hope it's uninhabited. The beach continues to the north and south. To your west you see the ocean. To the east is the thick foliage of a rainforest. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30109 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30107 S #30109 A Beach~ The beach continues to the north and south. To the east you see jungle forest and thicket. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30108 S #30110 A Beach~ You walk along a beautiful beach of silky black sand. The beach continues to the north and south. To the east is a jungle forest. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30111 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30109 S #30111 A Beach~ You reach the northwest corner of the small island. You stand on a tall cliff overlooking the ocean. The beach continues to the east and to the south. ~ 0 0 10 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30112 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 S #30112 A Beach~ You see the ocean to the north. The black sand beach continues to the east and west. You hear the sounds of wild animals coming from the south. ~ 0 0 10 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30113 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30111 S #30113 A Beach~ You are standing on the northeast corner of the island. The beach continues to the west. To the east you can see the ocean. To the south you hear the sounds of wild animals. ~ 0 0 10 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30123 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30112 S #30114 A Jungle~ You stand in a jungle on the island. The air is moist and warm. To the north and west you can make out a beach through the trees. The jungle continues to your west and south ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30112 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30123 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 S #30115 A Jungle~ You stand in the middle of a dense jungle. There has been a small path cut through here. To the west you see the beach. The jungle trails lead in all other cardinal directions. Above you in the trees is a small hut. A vine hangs down here. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30122 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30109 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30128 S #30116 A Jungle~ You find a path cut into the jungle and try to decide which way to go. You think you may see a hut up in the trees in the distance. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30121 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30117 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30108 S #30117 A Beach~ You lumber along the beach. The sun gets in your eyes and you squint and try to decide where to go from here. The sounds of the jungle are hauntingly inviting and piques your curiosity. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30118 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30107 S #30118 A Beach~ The black silty sand gets caught between your toes. You hear the sounds of animal cries from the forest. ~ 0 0 10 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30119 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30117 S #30119 A Jungle~ The air in the jungle is heavy with mist and moist with humidity, which causes you to perspire profusely. You wipe the sweat from your brow and try to figure out which way to go. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30120 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30118 S #30120 A Jungle~ You journey through a secluded jungle, with only the sounds of wild animals to keep you company. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30125 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30127 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30119 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30121 S #30121 A Jungle~ The jungle is alive with the calls of wild animals dashing about. The path seems to have been newly cut through the thicket. You wonder who could have done this. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30122 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30120 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 S #30122 A Jungle~ The jungle is hot and very humid. Plush foliage covers surrounds the tree trunks. A drink from a coconut would be delicious and refreshing right now. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30123 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30125 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30121 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 S #30123 A Jungle~ Insects buzz about your head and annoy you. As you stop to take a breath, you notice many wild animals hiding in the thicket. Perhaps if you are quiet they won't take any notice of you. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30113 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30124 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30122 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 S #30124 A Jungle~ The path twists through the heavily wooded jungle. The sounds of nature envelope you as you wonder which direction you should go. ~ 0 0 3 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30125 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30123 S #30125 A Jungle~ You begin to notice that it is quite hot here, and that you are breaking out into a sweat. The jungle forest is thick with trees and vines, making you feel somewhat trapped and claustrophobic. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30124 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30126 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30120 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30122 S #30126 A Jungle~ You are standing in area deep within the confines of a rainforest habitat. The sounds of wild animals make you a bit uneasy. ~ 0 0 3 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30127 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30125 S #30127 A Jungle~ You walk along a path that looks like it has recently been cut into the jungle. The sounds of wild animals surround you. ~ 0 0 3 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30126 D2 ~ ~ 1 -1 30170 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30120 S #30128 In the Trees~ You carefully shinny your way up a thick vine. Inch by inch you carefully make your way upwards. ~ 0 4|2048 9 D4 There is a small hideout built there.~ trapdoor up~ 2 30097 30129 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 E door up sign~ The sign on the door reads: 'GO AWAY!'~ S #30129 Rainman's Jungle Getaway~ You are standing in a small beach house in the trees. The rear window looks out onto a deck. The room is brightly lit and comfortable. Make yourself at home. There is a note taped to the door. ~ 0 4|8|512 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30130 D5 You see a jungle below you.~ down~ 2 30097 30128 E note~ Come on in and make yourself at home. Should be some beer in the fridge. Please pick up after yourself before you leave. :) Rainman~ S #30130 Rainman's Beach House Deck~ This deck was made for parties. It overlooks the ocean. The breeze and the spray from the sea are quite relaxing after a hard day of killing. The view of the stars at night is just wonderful. ~ 0 0 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30129 S #30131 Istanbul~ You stand in the entrance gate to a small dusty city. A small sign gets your attention. ~ 0 4 10 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30132 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30104 E sign~ The sign says: "Welcome to Istanbul. Our lovely city was once known as Constantinople, but we changed it. We apologize for any confusion this may cause you. Please understand that we just like it better this way".~ S #30132 Istanbul~ You continue walking along a dusty road. Your throat gets dry as you breathe in the dirty air. The smell of camel dung assails your nostrils. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30131 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30133 S #30133 Istanbul~ Street vendors and hagglers attempt to get your attention. Small tents line the street, it seems everyone has a ware to hawk. You continue on your little adventure and pay them no attention. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30136 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30132 S #30134 Istanbul~ The air is hot and dry and causes you to yearn for a drink of water. Perhaps there is a public fountain nearby. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30135 S #30135 Istanbul~ You stand before a beautiful fountain. The mist from the spraying water is nearly dry the moment it touches your skin. It feels good. It feels so good in fact, that you try to remember the last time that you bathed. As you swallow a gulp of lukewarm water and feel quench your yearning throat, you notice all the dirty townspeople bathing in the fountain water. The urge to heave overwhelms you. You puke in the fountain. ~ 0 0 10 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30134 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30136 S #30136 Istanbul~ As you continue along your trek, you begin to wonder why they renamed this town. Perhaps one of the locals could tell you. ~ 0 0 10 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30135 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30133 S #30137 Istanbul~ You look up and notice that the sun is straight overhead. Sweat pours from your pores like a leaking sieve. You look around for a cool spot to rest. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30133 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30139 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30138 S #30138 Istanbul~ The sun beats down on you relentlessly. The dirt and dust from the road clings to your damp body, as you continue to sweat profusely. You look for a shaded spot to rest. You feel weaker. ~ 0 0 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 S #30139 A Jail House~ You wander inside the nearest building. The room is dark and offers a bit of relief from the sun. You see a sign on the wall. ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30140 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 E sign~ The sign reads: "Constantinople Jail".~ S #30140 A Jail Corridor~ You are standing in the corridor of the local jail. There are cells to the north, east, and south. An odor not unlike that of rotting flesh seems to be coming from near here. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 ~ door north~ 2 30055 30175 D1 The door is wide open.~ door east~ 1 -1 30176 D2 ~ south door~ 1 30055 30141 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30139 S #30141 A Jail Cell~ You stand in a cramped and tiny cell. The smell of something horrible makes you feel a bit queasy. You notice something scribbled on the wall. ~ 0 1|8|512|8192 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 30055 30140 E scribble~ You can barely make out what the writing says...it seems to read: "NO ONE KNOWS MY PLAN".~ S #30142 Manhattan~ You think you may have found the lost city of Atlantis! The street leads to the east from here. There is a small sign on the corner. ~ 0 4 6 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30143 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30083 E sign~ The sign reads "42nd St.". ~ S #30143 Manhattan~ You are standing on a very busy street. Many people are here, busily hurrying along in all directions. The hustle and bustle about you seems quite natural for what appears to be a very large place. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30144 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30142 S #30144 Manhattan~ Huge buildings loom over you and block the horizon. You begin to lose your sense of direction, and notice that everything around you is beginning to look the same. You look back to see where you have been, but can't remember from which direction you came. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30152 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30145 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30143 S #30145 Manhattan~ You walk along a busy street. Huge buildings tower over you, blocking out the sun. The smell of hot dogs and pollution assails your nostrils. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30146 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30144 S #30146 Manhattan~ You seem to recognize this place and wonder if you have been here before. Many vendors line the street hawking their wares and trying to get your attention. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30147 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30145 S #30147 Manhattan~ You walk along a littered street as a cool breeze blows through your hair. There are many people here busily walking along and entering and exiting the shops that line this street. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30148 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30146 S #30148 Manhattan~ The street is alive with the sounds of traffic and groups of people walking along. You begin to feel a bit claustrophobic and wonder if you are getting lost in the shuffle. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30149 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30147 S #30149 Manhattan~ The street is alive with people going about their daily routines. No one takes any notice of you though. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30150 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30148 S #30150 Manhattan~ The street is lined with shops and storefronts offering many types of goods and services. Perhaps you should enter one of the stores and see what they are selling. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30151 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30149 S #30151 a Shop in Manhattan~ The proprietor of this store seems to have stepped out. A trail of blood leads to the south. ~ 0 0 1 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30150 S #30152 Manhattan~ Huge skyscrapers tower over you in all directions. The street is abuzz with the sounds of traffic and people going in all directions. No one takes any notice of you as they go about their business. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 1 -1 30153 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30144 S #30153 A Restaurant~ The restaurant has a few patrons seated about the room eating and talking quietly. Perhaps you should be seated and have some dinner. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30154 D3 ~ ~ 1 -1 30152 S #30154 A Restaurant~ The restaurant is mostly quiet, and you start to realize that your journey has made you quite hungry. Perhaps you should place an order with the waitress. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30155 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30153 S #30155 A Bar in the Restaurant~ You enter a smoke filled room. There are a few patrons here, engaging in quiet conversation. They don't pay any attention to you. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30154 S #30156 A Hotel Lobby~ You enter a small hotel lobby. You ring the bell at the counter but no one seems to be responding. An opened register book lies on the counter. ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30155 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30157 D4 ~ ~ 0 -1 30158 E book register~ The following has been scribbled in the book... LOK of faerie SIMBA and NALA of Candy LENNY of Ofcol AMADEUS of Antharia MARC of Menudo RIEL of Cthulhu ~ S #30157 A Restaurant~ Some patrons are dining quietly in this corner of the room. They take no notice of you and continue in their drink and conversation. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 S #30158 A Hotel Hallway~ The corridor through the building winds it's way around leading to many hotel rooms.. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30159 D2 ~ ~ 1 -1 30169 D3 ~ ~ 1 -1 30168 D5 ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 S #30159 A Hotel Hallway~ The hallway is narrow and dim. You make your way along taking notice of the doors around you. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 -1 30165 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30160 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30158 D3 ~ ~ 1 -1 30167 S #30160 A Hotel Hallway~ The light is out in this part of the hallway making it difficult to see. You can make out the shapes of doorways around you. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 -1 30166 D1 ~ ~ 1 -1 30164 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30161 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30159 S #30161 A Hotel Hallway~ The floor of this corridor is covered in a blood-red carpet. You can see many doors with numbers on them. You are getting sleepy, and wonder if you should go back to the lobby and check in. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30160 D1 ~ ~ 1 -1 30163 D2 You hear some heavy breathing from the other side of the door.~ south~ 1 -1 30162 S #30162 A Hotel Room~ You are standing in a very plain looking hotel room, complete with tacky paintings. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 -1 30161 E painting~ The painting is a portrait of someone named 'Simba'. You can't take that.~ S #30163 A Hotel Room~ You enter a small room with a bed and a nightstand. The curtains are drawn tightly, dimming the room. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D3 ~ ~ 1 -1 30161 S #30164 A Hotel Room~ This room smells of sweat and perfume, and is in desperate need of attention from the hotel staff. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D3 ~ ~ 1 -1 30160 S #30165 A Hotel Room~ This room appears to be in desperate need of attention from the maid service. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 -1 30159 S #30166 A Hotel Room~ You stand in a lavishly decorated room. Too bad everything is nailed down! The sunlight from the outside is dimmed and filtered by the window shades. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 -1 30160 S #30167 A Hotel Room~ Everything is in place in this room, and it appears to have been cleaned recently...except...what IS that on the floor? ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D1 ~ ~ 1 -1 30159 S #30168 A Hotel Room~ It appears the maid has not cleaned this room just yet. The bed is unmade and the floor is littered with cosmetics. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D1 ~ ~ 1 -1 30158 S #30169 A Hotel Room~ You've entered an impressive hotel suite, which appears to offer all the amenities of a fine establishment. The window shade is closed which makes the room somewhat dim. You squint to see the occupant. ~ 0 1|8|512|1024 0 D0 ~ ~ 1 -1 30158 S #30170 A Silver Spaceship~ You enter a silver colored orb from another place and time. There are some places to sit mounted on the floor, and glowing panels adorn the walls. Many lights flicker and flash and you find them to be quite intriguing. The orb appears to be damaged and stuck here, and you conclude that it does not truly belong in this wonderous place. ~ 0 8 0 D0 You see the jungle spread out before you.~ north~ 1 -1 30127 S #30171 Cabbagetown~ You land on a very small island that seems to be uninhabited. The roar of the surf is quite load as it smashes against the rocks. You look just in time to see your boat slammed against the sharp rocks. You sigh as it is torn to pieces and the ocean steals the shattered bits away from you. It looks as though you may be here for awhile. ~ 0 1|8192 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30174 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30172 S #30172 Cabbagetown~ You walk on to explore this small island. There are a few coconut trees to sustain you. You see some footprints in the sand...you are not alone here. ~ 0 1|8192 10 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 30173 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30171 S #30173 Cabbagetown~ You continue to explore the small island. You begin to get that uneasy feeling that you are trapped. ~ 0 1|8192 10 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30172 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 30174 S #30174 Cabbagetown~ You are castaway on a very tiny island. You walk in circles on the small isle hoping to find a way out. ~ 0 1 10 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 30173 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 30171 S #30175 A Jail Cell~ You enter the dark, dank cell. The smell of something indescribable assails your nostrils. ~ 0 1|8|512|8192 0 D2 ~ door south~ 2 30055 30140 S #30176 A Jail Cell~ You are standing in a filthy cage. This one is empty, and judging from the door, it looks as if the former occupant has escaped. ~ 0 1|8|512|8192 0 D3 The jail cell door seems to be damaged.~ door west~ 1 -1 30140 S #0 #RESETS * here we go! * doors * D 1 30002 2 1 ; Somewhere on Toddler Hiway Close South D 1 30003 0 1 ; A Kitchen in the Long Long Trailer Close North D 1 30005 2 1 ; Bedroom in the Long Long Trailer Close South D 1 30006 0 1 ; Somewhere on Roosevelt Avenue Close North D 1 30007 2 1 ; On Toddler Hiway North Close South D 1 30008 0 1 ; The Book Depository Close North D 1 30010 2 1 ; Toddler Hiway North Close South D 1 30011 0 1 ; The Upside-down Apartment Close North D 1 30011 1 1 ; The Upside-down Apartment Close East D 1 30019 3 1 ; The Back Alley Close West D 1 30020 1 1 ; The Hideaway Close East D 1 30021 0 1 ; Roosevelt Avenue Close North D 1 30024 0 1 ; Along Roosevelt Avenue Close North D 1 30027 3 1 ; Third Street Close West D 1 30029 3 1 ; Third Street Close West D 1 30034 1 1 ; A Bedroom in the 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waitress shopkeeper in restaurant 30050 5 9 8 13 3 200 80 0 23 Baheem resets with no inventory. 0 #SPECIALS M 30005 spec_breath_lightning blue canary M 30006 spec_thief Rabid Child M 30007 spec_cast_undead John's dead dog M 30009 spec_breath_frost frosty the supervisor M 30011 spec_guard an infantryman M 30012 spec_guard the Marshall M 30014 spec_thief particle man M 30019 spec_cast_adept a huge stone statue M 30027 spec_breath_any the head of James K. 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